Jan 10 2009 Blue Screen Of Lust: Real Computer Pron

This is a video of some computer porn. Like computer porn in the truest sense: computer parts getting it on with one another. It really didn't do much for me, but that's probably because it's super softcore compared to a lot of the other stuff I've seen. Haha, you know what I'm talking about -- that real quadcore shit.

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Thanks to Nick, who claims he doesn't find this sort of thing titillating. He's a liar.

Oct 28 2008 Not Awesome: Worst Body/Case Mod Ever

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Not only does this moron have a sarape tacked to the wall as a window treatment, he's got a freaking computer duct taped to his nuts. Now why is he not being electrocuted? And, more importantly, who the hell took the picture? $20 says it was his mom.

Caption Contest: Naked man who is also a computer; eye bleach not included [engadget]