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  • I'd Lick It: Impressive Zerg Hive Starcraft Cake
    June 23, 2010
    This is a cake somebody made to look like a Zerg Hive from Starcraft. It's most impressive and I would eat the whole thing AND smoke those crystals afterwards. Then, after staying up three days straight I'll eventually have a run-in with the po-po that leads to an inevitable ... / Continue →
  • Happy MLK Day: 'I Have A Dream' Auto-Tuned
    January 18, 2010
    Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day, everybody. I hope you're all having a good one and celebrating the inherent beauty of our diversity. And I've got news for you -- if you think you were created better than anyone else, you weren't. "I have a dream that one day this nation ... / Continue →
  • I Want To Ride One Into Battle: Coyotes And Wolves Are Breeding, Creating 'Coywolfs'
    September 23, 2009
    Seen here sulking because his likeness didn't make the Three Coywolf t-shirt, is a coyote/wolf hybrid. Personally, I would have named them wolfoties, but that's because I'm awesome. Oh, wait, per Wikipedia: "Where the cross-breeding of animals is concerned, the father's spec... / Continue →
  • Microsoft's Questionable Photoshop Job
    August 26, 2009
    These pictures come from Microsoft's Business Productivity websites. The top picture is from the US version, and the bottom is from Poland's. Apparently Poland isn't as hip to diversity as other parts of the world. Which reminds me, how many Polish people it takes to Photosh... / Continue →
  • New World Of Warcraft Expansion Coming
    August 22, 2009
    The latest World of Warcraft expansion, Cataclysm, is coming and there are gonna be lots of exciting new things to play and do. Plus, there's a wolf-people race. That's right: wolf people. OW OW OOOOOOOOOOOW! * Two New Playable Races: Adventure as one of two new races-... / Continue →
  • Winner Of Baby Race Crawls For Laptop
    June 2, 2009
    First of all, I bet on baby races all the time ($40 on the bald one with a dirty diaper). And secondly, Kajus Aukščionis recently won a Lithuanian baby race and is a super fast crawler. Not as fast as me, but I have a special skill set. But what gets young Kajus crawling s... / Continue →
  • Hmm: Star Wars Weekends Advertisments
    May 5, 2009
    Star Wars Weekends are Star Wars themed weekends at Disney's Hollywood Studios theme park. Here at Geekologie we've already seen several examples of the perversion that goes on there. Well, these are the posters advertising Star Wars Weekends 2009, which, I think we can all a... / Continue →
  • I Like Turtles Shoes: Pet Turtle Gets Tender With Somebody's Shoe
    March 10, 2009
    This is a video of somebody's pet turtle having sex with a shoe. It's possibly NSFW if you carry your house on your back or live in a pond. You need to watch it with audio though, because the little guy makes the cutest squeaky noises while he's going at it. Kind of like me,... / Continue →