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  • August 22, 2014
    Some theaters in China are experimenting with "bullet screens," a service that allows moviegoers to text messages on screen while the movie is playing. You know, because I care what the person next to me is thinking. God willing, they'll at least have their phones on dim and ... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2014
    Seen here with a hornet's nest on his head, 16-year old Alex Stone of Summerville, South Carolina, was arrested at school after writing a short story about killing his neighbor's pet dinosaur. A really short story. Like, it was two lines. My erotic dino fan fiction? Twenty-... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2014
    Because who hasn't dreamed of dropping off some of their own fudge bars in a melting chocolate crapper, UK chocolatiers Choccywoccydoodah and Bathrooms.com teamed up to make a toilet, bidet, sink and bathtub entirely out of Belgian chocolate. All the fixtures together contain ... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2014
    This is the terrifying scarecrow (technically a scarebear) robot built by a Turkish farmer to keep bears from destroying his crops. The robot makes car alarm sounds (presumably because it's half car alarm) and has a 25,000-volt taser in one hand which it wildly swings around, ... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2014
    What the -- are you blowing a seagull?! This is the $135 Facial Fitness Pao from Japan. It allegedly firms and tightens your face. I've got the feeling it doesn't work that well. Plus for some reason famed Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is the spokesperson. Pfft, ... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2014
    Merriam-Webster has just announced 5,000 new word additions to the Official Scrabble Dictionary, and many of them are what I like to refer to as "bullshit", which isn't even in the dictionary but should be. A sampling of some of the new words: BEATBOX (v. -ED, -ING, -ES) to ... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2014
    This is the Pizza Thrower (based on this old 1989 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toy that I didn't have but my best friend did) that Pizza Hut teamed up with Paramount Pictures and Syyn Labs to build and bring to San Diego Comic-Con. It can shoot pizzas (with the pan they're bake... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2014
    Jibo, pass me the butter. Oh wait -- YOU CAN'T DO THAT. This is a video introduction to JIBO, a home robot designed to become part of your family and help everyone throughout the day. The robot, which is Wi-Fi connected, can track faces, take pictures, search the internet, t... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is the $70 Sexy Dinosaur Costume available from Yandy. It's perfect for the woman who wants to look like a woman in a ridiculous shiny dinosaur costume. Now I know you probably thought I would be into this, but come on, even I've got my limits. The arm proportions are a... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2014
    Remember last week's point-of-view video of the world's tallest water slide? Well it just had its first human riders, and this is the video of them shitting their pants on the way down. Looks intense. Still, a water slide you ride in a raft is no real water slide in my opini... / Continue →