Jun 5 2009 Yay For Holes!: National Doughnut Day

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Today is national doughnut day, so get out there and munch on some hole. Almost all doughnut retailers are offering free nuts or other specials to commemorate the occasion.

National Doughnut Day started in 1938 as a fund raiser for the Chicago Salvation Army. Their goal was to help the needy during the Great Depression, and to honor the Salvation Army "Lassies" of World War I, who served doughnuts to soldiers behind the front lines in France.

I went to Dunkin' Donuts earlier this afternoon and they were offering a free donut with the purchase of a drink. So I bough a coffee and started pouring the Irish whiskey. BOOM, an thirty minutes later I'm getting thrown out for making love to this sexy maple-glazed number. What? I'M A VERY SENSUAL PERSON.

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Thanks to T.J. and Jelly Time, who prefer bagels because they don't like sweets.

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May 11 2009 World's Smallest Cheeseburger Combo Meal

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This is the world's smallest (and cutest) combo meal. It consists of a little cheeseburger with all the fixins, a very small fry, and a miniscule soda. It's all real too. Hit the jump to see just how small it is (burger is about 1" round), along with a link to more pictures of its making. No word on what kind of children's toy was included, but, if I had to guess, a choking hazard. Get it? Because it's so small. AAAAH, I DON'T GET IT EITHER!

Hit it lest you end up looking like Governer L. Phatt from LeChuck's Revenge. Monkey Island reference? MONKEY ISLAND REFERENCE! Who loves you?

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Feb 7 2009 What Should I Eat?: The Bacon Flowchart

MORE: awh yeah , bacon , boxes , deliciousness , diy , food , how to , hungry , meat , mmmm , neat , now you know -- and knowing is half the bacon! , put it in me

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If it's too small click HERE for the full-size version.

This has been floating around the intarwebz for a while now, so you may have already seen it. If you have, good for you -- where was the tip earlier, huh? Exactly, you're a jerk. Now buy me a beer. Wait, I want a liquor drink. A pink one.

Bacon Flowchart [ummyeah]

Thanks to Yopoleo, who chose bacon over Beggin' Strips 3 out of 4 times in a blind taste test.

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