Jun 17 2009 Looking For Trouble: Underwear Purses
These Underwear Purses from Parcel are purses that look like kid's underwear. They're not made from real underwear though because then they'd be all pee-stained and skidmark-y. They cost about $11. But I've got to warn you: the last time I was caught out in public toting around a bunch of kid's underwear, I have never touched children's underwear.
Jun 4 2009 Rolls Royce: Now With Automatic Purse Rack
The new Rolls Royce 200EX has an automatic purse holder. And no, it's not the floor (although those work great too and come standard in most cars). There's a video after the jump that you have to see to believe, but basically a little gripper arm automatically tightens against the purse to ensure your diamonds and gold bars don't fall out during travel. It's stupid. Because when I'm rich enough for a Rolls Royce I'll be damned if I'm carrying my own purse. No, it will be traveling in it's own Rolls Royce. Inside a diamond airplane. Made of platinum. Don't question my logic, peasant.
Hit the jump for a short video of the 'just another thing to break' in action.
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Apr 22 2009 How To Pick Up Men: Nintendo In A Purse
Let's face it, there are few things in the world men respond more to than boobs. And fast cars. And vaginas. And beer. And fireworks. And dinosaurs. And guns. And meat. And meat guns. And sports. And power tool guns. Oh, and video games. So if you're a lady looking to score some attention from the lesser sex, but aren't ready to go topless (I urge you to reconsider), you may want to mod yourself a Nintendo purse.
Thanks to modder Jeri Ellsworth's creation, nerds everywhere finally understand the purpose of the purse. Hers has a built-in LCD and two velcro-on NES controllers for some on-the-go Super Mario Bros.
The guts of the purse are made from one of those system-on-a-chip deals that modders worldwide are so fond of, and the screen is just taken from a portable DVD player.
The system also has a Commodore 64 on a chip and some other basic computing capabilities. Which....is that Joust? ZOMG, Jeri, tell me you're in the DC area -- I'll meet you out for a drink! And not just to steal your purse. Okay, to steal your purse. Don't hate -- I look good with a manbag!
Video demo of the purse after the jump.i
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Jan 31 2008 For The Ladies: Sweet Doggie Bags!
Now these are some of the sweetest doggie bags I've ever seen. They're little dachshunds! How cuuute. Precious actually. Except for the eyes. I'm thinking they should have gone with googly eyes instead of the X eyes. They come in black, brown, and red and will set you back a staggering $250. Of course you could probably sew your own together for far cheaper. This would make a great gift to get your special lady for Valentine's *wink, wink*. What could be better than a little wiener dog purse? Well, besides a real dog. Just be careful and don't buy them from the guy on the street corner that sells them out of his jacket. Because I bought a miniature schnauzer from him and it turned out to be a sewer rat. I tried to return it and the dude just stabbed me.
Two more pictures of the bag after the jump.
Dec 14 2007 Gun Purse Scares Away Would-Be Attackers
The Pursuader (notice the clever name) from designer James Piatt is a leather purse made to look like a gun.
For the girl on the move the Pursuader features a handy cell phone compartment in the clip. Constructed by interlocking laser cut leather this handbag has no stitching. This is a combination of old-world craftsmanship and high technology. Create the look no one can refuse.
Interesting. They run $289 and are perfect for scaring away thieves, attackers, and terrorists. To complete the ensemble may I suggest an Army helmet and a real gun in one hand, which should be waved around constantly like you're a crazy person. Which you will be if you take my advice. What the hell do I know about personal safety in the real world, I live in the blogosphere. Not really, the blogosphere is make-believe and a stupid word that I can't believe I just used. I don't live there anyways, I live in my parent's atticsphere.
Two more pictures after the jump, including one of a woman in a bikini which I haven't formed an opinion about yet.
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