Dec 1 2008 The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls. Alternatively, Developing An Eating Disorder

MORE: balls , cook that sucker up! , cooking , delicious , deliciousness , grody , gross , i'd hit it , mmmm , no thanks , not for me , nutcase , nuts , okay , okay but just one more , pants , puke in my shoes , round , sure why not , uh-oh , wow , wrong , wrong but so right but really really wrong , yummy?

cooking-with-nuts.jpg

Wow. Last week it was cooking with paste, and this week, actual balls. The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking with Balls is completely uncalled for and contains many delicious rocky mountain oyster recipes. An excerpt from the 'About The Author' section:

Ljubomir Erovic has been cooking testicles for over 20 years.


When not cooking or eating testicles, or helping others to do so, he now runs a company involved in the maintenance of medical and dental equipment.

He is married with one daughter and one testicle.

*HORF* When will the insanity end? I completely understand the "waste not, want not" mentality of using all possible edibles on an animal, but the balls? Those things weren't made for eating -- they were made for necklaces. BLING!

Hit the jump to see how to properly peel a testicle and a testicle pizza. Both of which will make you puke if you've eaten recently. Cheers!

Continue Reading " The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls. Alternatively, Developing An Eating Disorder "

Comments ( 35 ) Digg Reddit Del.ici.ous

Nov 21 2008 Soda Dispenser Dispenses From The Bottom

MORE: bar , bartender , drinking , drinks , drunk in public , drunk tank , expensive , glasses , huh? , i don't get it , i spilled a drink on a girl and acted like it wasn't me , ice , liquid , maybe i'm stupid , puke in my shoes , questionable , ridiculous , soda , stupid , sure why not , video , why

This piece of crap from Scotsman Beverage Systems dispenses ice from the top, and soda from the bottom. ZOMG, sorcery! It's supposed to revolutionize the beverage serving industry but it's not going to. What it is going to revolutionize is landfills. The system works thanks to special glasses with a non-return valve in the bottom that are set on top of a special filling unit. Now why is this necessary? Oh right, so Scotsman can charge $6 apiece for the glasses. Can somebody say "shenanigans"? Nice. Now say "Don't worry, I'll pick". Great -- finish it off with an "up the tab". Bartender, you heard the man, keep the bourbon flowing.

Magic system fills glasses from the bottom up somehow [dvice]

Comments ( 28 ) Digg Reddit Del.ici.ous