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  • Hidden Watch Weed Grinders/Storage Containers
    May 9, 2013
    This is the $40 Vaporite Grindrite watch. At first glance it just looks like an ultra high quality Quantum wristwatch. But at SECOND GLANCE, and provided somebody has removed the watch face, it's actually a weed grinder or mini storage space. Not both though, you have to spe... / Continue →
  • This Will End Badly: $35 Alcohol Vaporizer Going On Sale
    January 15, 2013
    The Vaportini is a $35 device used to vaporize alcohol, after which it can be inhaled into the lungs and the effects of intoxication felt much more quickly than traditional oral or buttchugging methods. Obviously, lawmakers are terrified a bunch of kids are going to inhale the... / Continue →
  • Smoking With Yoda: Star Wars Character Glass Pipes
    June 27, 2012
    This is a gallery of glass pipes/bubblers/slide featuring Star Wars characters created by glass-blower Creep. Sure they're not the most photo-accurate portrayals of the characters, but I imagine working with glass isn't the easiest thing to do. Working with kids? Working wit... / Continue →
  • To Weed Or Not To Weed?: Crazies To Dig Up Shakespeare's Body, See If He Smoked Herb
    June 24, 2011
    I'm digging the parachute shorts/tights combo, bro. Seen here struttin' that ass at a Renaissance Festival, Shakespeare (personally, I shake a trident) nonchalantly carries his pipe behind a row of porta-potties to get a fix. Aaaaaaand now a group of nutjobs want to dig up an... / Continue →
  • In The Future We'll All Whaf (Read: Huff) Food
    February 1, 2011
    Seen here already looking like an addict, a woman "whaffs" a lemon tart. Wait -- what? That's right folks: huffable food. I can see it now. "Yes, we'll like the steak au poivre paired with a full-bodied red spraypaint. And for dessert -- the airplane glue." At first, my m... / Continue →
  • Joint-Rollin' iPhone App Meets Instant Success
    January 11, 2011
    Joints: if you smoke them they make you high. Poles: if you smoke them they make you gay. Ooooooor a lady. Or, in my case, a free spirit. Anyway, some jokers rolled out(!) a doobie-constructing iPhone app (that amazingly wasn't axed by the Apple Gestapo) and got over 25K do... / Continue →
  • Kid Finds Weed In Blockbuster Video Game
    April 20, 2010
    Because it's 4.20 and I just wouldn't feel right if I didn't make at least one weed related post, some 4-year old found a bag of ganja in a used video game case his dad bought him from Blockbuster. Note to self: don't hide weed in rented video games. Oooh -- and buy more choc... / Continue →
  • Paying Girls To Play Video Games With You
    March 27, 2010
    Want to play video games with a girl but don't know any in real life? Well you're in luck, thanks to a new online service called GameCrush. For a minimum wage-y $6.60 you can play 10 minutes of XBox Live with a scantily clad strumpet via webcam. Fun! Pathetic. Girls someho... / Continue →
  • A Real Pot Holder: I Get It, I GET IT!!
    February 19, 2010
    This is a $8 pot holder that's shaped like a pot leaf. It's a pun, get it? I don't but I'm gonna pretend like I do to seem hip to you younger cats. I'm a cool daddy-o, I jive. Now let's buy a lid and smoke the marijuanas! Product Site via This Pot Holder Will Prevent Burn... / Continue →
  • Damnit Grandma, I Didn't Want A SEGA Zone
    February 3, 2010
    The SEGA Zone is basically a giant turd in a box with the SEGA name slapped on it. You can count on your grandmother buying you one for Christmas instead of a Wii. The Sega Zone is a weird little console that comes preloaded with 50 games, including 20 classic Genesis games. ... / Continue →