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  • June 4, 2014
    These are believed to be the oldest pants in the world, recently excavated from a tomb in China. They belonged to a nomadic herder, who likely wore them for riding horseback. When I'm riding horseback? Full knight's armor and a flaming lance. With straight-fitting legs and ... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2014
    In case you somehow missed it because you've been internet celibate for the past 24 hours, this is a video of a family's cat that rushes to scare off a dog that's trying to eat a boy on a bicycle. That is a good cat. My cat? My cat would not lift a paw if it saw me being att... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2014
    These are the intricate leather armor corsets made by Andrew Kanounov. If I were a lady I would kill for one. Hell, I'm not a lady and I'd still rock one around the house pretending to be Xena Warrior Princess while my roommate is at work. Will I be swinging a sword? At lea... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2014
    Well, the football season is over and the Redskins lost -- AGAIN. We came close though. "You only won three games." I'm not even sure if we should be considered a professional team anymore. Maybe a couple years of arena football and we can come back. This is a series of fo... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    This is G2 Research's new R.I.P. Ammunition, a bullet that releases eight pieces of shrapnel upon entering its target. For the record, I would not like to be shot with it. Cupid's arrow? Absolutely. I'm lonely, hit me already you fat baby. After separation the tines travel ... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    This is the Joker themed leather suit of armor and mask made by Prince Armory (of Batman and Aquaman armor fame). It looks amazing. I think Facebook commenter Christopher R. really hit the nail on the head when he said, "I would like to be buried in this, even if it meant sti... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2014
    Cats: like me, they love doing battle. There's nothing more exhilarating in a cat's life than tearing something else with a heartbeat to pieces. This is the cat battle armor made and sold by Etsy shop schnabuble (previously: this cat battle armor). It costs $500, which is wh... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2013
    This is the set of Dark Knight scalemail armor made by Creations by Christopher. The pre-worn armor was originally made for a webseries called 'Legends: The Dark Knight', but is now looking for a forever home for the low, low price of $9,500. Did I just make everybody want to... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2013
    These are ~$85 Blast Boxers. They help prevent injury to your privates in the event of an explosion, thanks to a patch of Kevlar sewn into the penis, balls and butthole region. They were originally designed for military use, but anybody with $85 can buy a pair. And as a guy ... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2013
    This is a line of wetsuits that have been designed to confuse a shark's vision so they won't take a bite out of you. The first two are designed to make a diver 'invisible' to sharks in the water, while the third was designed to make you look like an old-timey prison inmate and... / Continue →