Oct 24 2008 I've Seen It All Now: Freaky Star Wars Porn

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This is some freaky-deaky Star Wars porn by an artist named Miravi. This is the tamest picture I could find, so you can imagine what some of the other stuff is like. Think fully nude hardcore shit that'll burn your corneas out (I can type by touch). So, yeah. There are two more pictures after the jump, and a link to the gallery, which is WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY NSFW. You hear me? You will be fired before you can tell the IT guy "I thought I was being Rick Rolled, I swear!" And on top of being unemployed, you'll be branded perv of the year. But seriously, if anybody actually uses these pictures to, you know, PEW PEW!, make sure to leave a comment so we can all make fun of you. Wait -- actually, don't.

Hit it pervert.

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Oct 1 2008 Sarah Palin Look-Alike Needed For Adult Film

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This is a craigslist posting in Los Angeles looking for a Sarah Palin look-alike to be in a porno. As you can see, no anal is required. So there goes our hope of Sarah Impalin' That Alasska.

Hit the jump for a NSWF portrait of a nude Sarah Palin that looks like it was painted by a 4th grader.

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Mar 5 2007 Pronto condom applicator wins design award

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A condom applicator designed to help AIDS prevention has been named the Most Beautiful Object in South Africa by Dutch designer Jurgen Bey. And me? Well I've been named the Most Beautiful Object in my apartment by my girlfriend. Well, after the TV anyways.