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  • August 30, 2012
    President Obama took to Reddit's AMA (Ask Me Anything) yesterday to answer questions from Redditors and, in the process, brought down the site. "DOMESTIC CYBERTERRORISM?!" No, just too many users you f***ing crazy person. You can read the whole interaction HERE, but I'm just... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2012
    Newt Gingrich, speaking recently to a heavily NASA-populated crowd in Cocoa, Florida, promised a permanent US moonbase by 2020 if elected president. Like all politicians, he is a dirty, filthy liar. Gingrich, the former speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives who is ca... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2011
    Because I'll continue getting this tip for days to come if I don't post it, here it is -- a parody of the New York Times article about President Obama announcing that terrorist Osama Bin Laden was killed, except with Darth Vader announcing the death of Obi-Wan Kenobi instead. O... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2010
    This is a president Barack Obama action figure. Or, if you want to get technical, a "1/6 Scale Truetype Body - African American Advanced TTM-15". OMG, I THINK HE'S A TERMINATOR. Kidding, that's the governor model. *zing!* Granted we've already seen an Obama action figure be... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    This is a little gallery created by Photoshopper Dean Trippe of President Barack Obama looking at awesome things. You know, because when you're president you get to see all the cool top secret stuff they keep hidden from us laypeople. Like aliens and sex toys from the future.... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2010
    Geekologie Reader Edward J, being the intrepid lil' experimenter that he is, mixed-and-matched the president's faces on currency notes because he wanted to know what Honest Abe would look like without an honest beard. Kissable, that's how. A while ago I was having a slow day ... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2010
    This bookbag is so full of win the only way it could be any more so is if it came stuffed with airplane bottles. Or liquor-filled juiceboxes, if you're underage. OBAMA/SONIC/POTTER 2010 BABY! ....Wait, what? Picture Thanks to Julian, who wears one on each arm and is th... / Continue →
  • November 24, 2009
    President Obama, clearly an avid Geekologie Reader, finally threw in his two cents about the harbingers of the apocalypse as part of "Educate to Innovate", a campaign designed to keep kids off drugs interested in inventing shit that'll keep us technologically superior to the Ru... / Continue →
  • November 24, 2009
    I thought this was pretty funny. And no, that's not really one of Biden's sons -- that he knows about. Mostly I just posted it so I could take this time to brag about never having to buy a strategy guide thanks to my L337 gaming skeels. Sure I may have peaked at an online wa... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2009
    Because it's illegal and I don't do anything illegal, I've never defaced currency or put pennies on a train track. Nor have I looked at another man's junk while standing at a urinal. Or have I? I totally have -- I do it often! Peekaboo. Hit the jump for 15 more president... / Continue →