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  • And That's Why You Never Drive Through A Civil War Reenactment: Cannonball Destroying Car In Slow Motion
    October 22, 2012
    Seen here a moment before impact, a cannonball prepares to send a car to meet its maker. In this case, Saturn. The cannonball actually travels all the way through the car and exits out the trunk. That's a lot of power. Don't get me wrong, I could still take a cannonball to ... / Continue →
  • Video Of Tornado Throwing Around Some 18-Wheelers
    April 4, 2012
    This is a video of one of yesterday's Texan tornadoes throwing some 18-wheeler cargo containers around at a truck depot in Dallas. The action starts a little after 1:00, so feel free to skip there for the truck-tossing, it's pretty nuts. *shaking fist at the heavens* CALM DO... / Continue →
  • Mr. Slingshot Showing Off His 220-Pounder
    August 30, 2011
    Remember Mr. Slingshot? He is like, soooooo into slingshots. I heard he likes them so much he wants to marry them. I know, it's that serious. Me? I'm married to the lord. Or is that nuns? I dunno, but one of them used to let us drink the Ocean Spray cran-grape juice out ... / Continue →
  • Don't You Point That Thing At Me!: DIY Pulse Laser Can Burn Through Plastic, Metal
    March 10, 2011
    This is a homemade pulse laser gun built by Patrick Priebe. The thing packs a 1-kW burst that can burn through plastic, foam and thin metals. Plus explode eyeballs. Just kidding, I don't actually know that for a fact, I'm just assuming. Although I do encourage Patrick to ma... / Continue →
  • That's Cool, I Like Them Big!: New Dinosaur Discovered Named 'Thunder Thighs', Literally
    February 23, 2011
    Seen here kicking a raptor like the sexy little football that he is, a Brontomerus mcintoshi - (bronto, "thunder" and merós, "thigh") demonstrates the powerful leg muscles for which they were named. God, what I wouldn't give to have him take a fake swing at my balls just once... / Continue →
  • Just In Time For Winter: Three Wolf Moon PJ's
    December 7, 2009
    If a trio of howling wolves and moon are so powerful, I can't even imagine WTF is gonna happen when you don an adult-sized onsie with them printed all over. Plus, they come with non-slip booties and a "trap-door" back that allows you to go # 2 without taking them off (or filli... / Continue →
  • Japan To Build An Outerspace Power Plant (To Power The Robots Of The Apocalypse)
    September 2, 2009
    Somebody better blast a proton torpedo through this thing's auxiliary exhaust port or it's game over, man. I'm serious too -- if you don't think this thing isn't gonna be powering our metallic harbingers of death, you're delusional. So, yeah, Japan is coughing up $21 billion ... / Continue →
  • That Was Quick: How Not To Wash A Car
    August 10, 2009
    This is a great example of how not to wash a car. Another example is driving your car into a neighbor's pool. Which, I already told you, I'll have out of there just as soon as I can rent a crane. LiveLeak Thanks to Joemo, who once drove a convertible through a car wash and ... / Continue →
  • Quattro Technology Toilet Flushes Anything
    March 13, 2009
    Sure the St Thomas Creations Toilet with Quattro Flushing technology can flush 2.5 lbs of baby carrots, 4 whole plastic chess sets, 3 lbs of large gummi bears, 18 large hot dogs, 78 plastic letter and number refrigerator magnets, 3.5 lbs of grapes, 20 golf balls and 3.5 lbs of... / Continue →
  • Guy Loses Finger To Neodymium Magnets
    February 19, 2009
    What you're looking at there is a dude's fingernail and the remains of a finger that got crushed between two Neodymium magnets. Brutal! Sweet! Dirk had an accident. It took 1 1/2 hours of surgery to remove the shattered bones and repair the damage. Medically speaking, he cru... / Continue →