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  • October 3, 2013
    This is the tombstone statue spotted by Redditor Paramorgue in Lund, Sweden. It features the likeness of a boy who passed away at the far too young age of five, playing Pokemon on a Gameboy Advance SP, which is propped in his lap by a Graveler pokemon. Rest in peace, little b... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2013
    This is the $70 ThinkGeek Travel Boy Carry On Luggage. It's called the Travel Boy instead of Game Boy because why pay for licensing rights if you don't have to? That's like throwing money away. Not eating your whole meal at a restaurant is also like throwing money away, unle... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2012
    This is a new model of Henry Repeating Arms .22-caliber AR-7 that can be disassembled and stored in its waterproof buttstock. And speaking of buttstocks *shakin' that ass with a knee-high wedged between buttcheeks* "GW? That's a buttsock." I love puns! You think if I drew ... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2012
    Been to southern Europe? Congratulations, you've probably used a bidet. Live in America? "Damn yeah I am -- those Europeans are weird!" (Says the guy who doesn't wipe or wash his hands after going to the bathroom). This is the Hygienna Solo portable bidet nozzle that can at... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2011
    This is a $720 rotisserie in a briefcase. You can carry it around handcuffed to your wrist like a spy, then break it out and cook some meat. Just sayin', I'd slap my meat on your grill. Gentlemen? The Carson Rotisseries, Inc., rotisserie grill is the perfect, easy to use g... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2011
    The Fuego Element Portable Grill isn't your grandpa's grill. And not just because your grandpa wouldn't be caught dead carrying a 'lady-bag', but the dude did see war and you are 2,000% more effeminate. So yeah, a $150 portable grill with shoulder-strap. Sure beats karate-ch... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    This is a portable office on wheels that has everything you need to pretend you're working just hard enough to not get fired. When unpacked it contains a desk, two chairs, some file organizers, a coffee maker, a light and a printer. What's that? Oh, sorry -- no printer. Al... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    Ever wonder what an exploded Nintendo DSi XL would look like? Me neither. But here it is anyway, so you might as well take a look so you have something to talk about during your lunch break. Me? I'm gonna stand by the soda machine and brag about my penis. The usual. Video... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    A Nintendo DS with a 3D screen that requires no cheesewhizzy glasses to play. I swear, what will they think of next? Please say dino humping game, please say dino humping game. Nintendo's next portable game machine will be called "Nintendo 3DS" and feature 3-D graphics, the ... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2010
    This is an amazingly well made papercraft Game Boy by French designers Zim and Zou. It doesn't actually play games but it does look good. Me? I play games AND look good. Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of the impressiveness, along with a link to more worthwhile gaming p... / Continue →