Aug 4 2009 Goodbye Cruel World: Snuggies For Dogs

MORE: blanket , cruelty , dog , i will beat you up , it's a dog jacket , no no no , poor taste , poor thing , real product , sadness , stupid , stupid ideas , stupid inventions , this lacks theology and geometry , wow , wrong , wtf

Snuggies for dogs. Or, "Why the Geekologie Writer had a staring match with an oncoming train and lost on purpose." $15 plus $8 shipping gets you a dog Snuggie, a recordable dog tag, and a complete loss of respect for your dog. Just pay additional shipping and you'll get two of each! Act now and I'll even knee you in the genitals -- FREE! And you will like it. YES SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER? You may!

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Thanks to David, who loves his dog too much to do this to it. Right, David? RIGHT?!

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Jun 30 2009 Blocky Moonwalky: Michael Jackson As LEGO

MORE: bad geekologie writer bad , damnit , dancing , dancing shoes , death , joke , lego , no i'm not high , plastic , poor taste , sure why not

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This is Michael Jackson in LEGO form. And, because I'm actually made of solid gold classiness, I'm not going there. And by there I mean Michael Jackson jokes. And by not going I mean I heard they're going to burn the body so he can be the king of snap and crackle now too. *moonwalks self in crotch*

Michael Jackson - Moonwalk [mocpages]

Thanks to naas, who danced his ass off one time. Literally, both cheeks, gone.

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