Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial
  • Daaaaaaaw: Puffer Fish Chasing A Laser Pointer
    February 23, 2012
    Because WHY THE F*** SHOULD CATS be the only ones having a good time chasing laser pointers, this puffer fish decided to give it a go. And he likes it! Just kidding, he thinks it's food and winds up with nothing but a mouthful of sand every time. Speaking of which -- rememb... / Continue →
  • Surprised, I'm Not At All: Chinese Man Gets Arm Stuck In Toilet Trying To Save Cellphone
    October 20, 2010
    A young man from the Jiangsu Province in China whom I won't name (but will post a picture and video of) because he's already gone though enough embarrassment, managed to get his arm stuck in the exit-pipe of a commode trying to retrieve his dropped cell phone. *horf* That. I... / Continue →
  • WHEEEEEE!!: Turtle Riding A Roomba
    April 28, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump. You ever wanted to see a soft shelled turtle ride a Roomba? Me neither, but I did anyway. Needless to say, I wasn't surprised when the robotic d-bag kept ramming our reptilian brethren into chair legs and shit. Such a jerk. Which is exactly w... / Continue →
  • Uh, What?: Taxidermied Mouse Flash Drive
    January 27, 2010
    This is a taxidermied mouse with a flash drive wedged up its ass. It reminds me spying days when I made off with a bunch of top secret files from the Pentagon. Except that wasn't a flash drive, it was a stack of 5¼-inch floppies. And let me tell you: based on the way I was... / Continue →
  • 'Worst Christmas Ever', Or, 'How To Scar Your Child For Life', Or, 'Wow Your Dad's A Dick'
    January 5, 2010
    This is a video of a little boy opening up an XBox 360 on Christmas. Except, instead of a console in the box, it's a pair of pajamas. Then the boy proceeds to cry while his dad laughs at him hysterically. Maybe next year they'll run over your dog! Peor Papa en la Historia!!... / Continue →
  • Google Street View: No -- NO -- HE CAN'T BE
    December 16, 2009
    Ah, the nation's capital: where even a mustard sweater and your pants around your ankles about to shit on the sidewalk doesn't warrant a second look by anybody but a pervert in a green hat. Hit the jump for a zoomier picture if you're really sick.... / Continue →
  • Roomba Saves Kids From Poisonous Snake
    November 28, 2009
    Apparently a Roomba operating in Israel recently sucked up a poisonous Vipera palaestinae, preventing it from killing a family's two children and pets. Too bad that poor snake WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING. One evening last week Efi turned the robot on and left the house. When she... / Continue →
  • Please Stop Breaking Into My Car: "Try Again And I'll Go Gordon Freeman On Your Ass"
    November 1, 2009
    Some poor bastard, fed up with his car being broken into, decided to leave this passive aggressive note for the thieves. And not only does he reference Half-Life, THE DUDE KEEPS AN OCARINA IN HIS CAR. ZOMG, do you think he's Link?! Yeah, me neither. Also, to guy's credit,... / Continue →
  • Good Friends: I'm Afraid That's What You Get
    October 28, 2009
    Don't even act like you didn't deserve it. Twilight Saga: And so it begins... [lamebook] Thanks to pstone, who always remembers to take his shoes off before passing out.... / Continue →
  • NASA's Moon Bombing High-Five Fail
    October 9, 2009
    This is a short video from the live-feed at NASA showing the group responsible for bombing the moon celebrating after a job well done. Just watch red shirt there get snubbed by black shirt after initiating a high-five sequence. THEY EVEN MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT. Geez, talk a... / Continue →