This is the $61 Mega Man arm cannon pillow and helmet being sold by E-Capcom. You just slip the pillow over your arm, put the helmet on so everybody knows you mean serious business, and NAP THE WORKDAY AWAY. My boss actually caught me napping at my desk on Monday and was like... / Continue →

Remember the Ostrich Pillow I posted last year that we all made fun of but secretly wanted? Well now there's a Kickstarter push to make the thing a reality, and it's already met half of its $70,000 goal in six days. $75 secures a pillow if they actually make it into productio... / Continue →

Note: Comparison shot of the original vs. felted cover after the jump. This is a felted reproduction of the Fantastic Four #51 Jack Kirby comic book cover from 1966. It...looks pretty comfortable. Can you imagine if all comic books were this soft? I would sleep on them. "Y... / Continue →

Seen here about to choke some poor f*** out, Jusui-Kun is a robotic bear pillow that paws at a person's face if they're snoring, encouraging them to roll over and stop cutting the z's or whatever. TOO BAD I DON'T SNORE. God, make something for busting ass in your sleep. Okay... / Continue →

The Lumi Nube is a conceptual pillow with integrated strips of LED tape that light up so you can...I dunno, do whatever the hell you'd do with a glowing pillow. "OMG, I'm gonna have my girlfriend sit on t--" Stop it right there, pervert. I don't even wanna hear what kind of ... / Continue →

Your boyfriend/girlfriend is out of town -- how are you supposed to sleep at night? Simple -- drop-dead drunk. That's how I do it anyway. But maybe you need a pillow with a photo of their face on the front. Hey, I'm not here to judge. Unless you were serious about needing ... / Continue →

One time I accidentally crossed the streams with some dude at one of those long trough urinals and I think some of his urine splattered on my hand. You know, just FYI. This is a homemade Ghostbusters pillow proton pack lovingly crafted by Etsy seller JezebelRose. It is not t... / Continue →

Wanna sleep on the moon? I've actually done it before. I'm talking about being with a lady. I've never slept on the moon. Picnicked, yes, but that's because I'm romantic. Plus a magician. *produces silk rose out of top hat* Created with 26 hi-res images of the moon's... / Continue →

Pillow talk?! F*** that noise -- I'm going to bed! Booty Pillows (not to be confused with Lap Pillows) are real $30 products shaped like the small of a woman's back and buttcheeks for resting your head on at night because you don't have the real thing and a fake one is better... / Continue →

I've seen girlfriend pillows before but nothing as sad and pathetic looking as this one. I mean, she doesn't even have a head. Or two arms. And why do her breasts look like two softballs? But on the upside, she is wearing a dishwashing glove so she probably knows her way ar... / Continue →