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  • Time Waster: Tamagotchi Pets Return As Android App
    February 15, 2013
    I never owned a Tamagotchi keychain pet in the 90's because I'm not a girl and I was born with absolutely zero nurturing instincts. But maybe you did have one. And maybe now you want to rekindle that feeling of a new pet dying every day and piss away your phone battery at the... / Continue →
  • Guy Hulk-Smashes His Way Through British T-Mobile Store, Destroys Everything, Hoses With Fire Extinguisher
    July 2, 2012
    This is a video of some lunatic smashing his way through a T-Mobile store in England, tearing all the posters off the wall, then giving it a good hose-down with the fire extinguisher (presumably because he was seeing so much red he though the store was ablaze). No clue what st... / Continue →
  • You Look Ridiculous: Jeans With Clear Pocket For Phone
    June 25, 2012
    Now everybody's gonna notice I wear the same jeans everyday. DELTA415 Wearcom jeans are $160 jeans with a clear pocket on one leg for a smartphone. The window is made out of a polymer film so you can actually use a touchscreen device THROUGH the pocket. Note: You will not l... / Continue →
  • God, Then Just Go Date A Stupid Robot: 15% Of iPhone Users Would Rather Give Up Sex Than Phone
    June 21, 2012
    According to a recent survey conducted by electronics trade-in site Gazelle of 1,000 people who have owned at least one iPhone, a solid 15% of users admitted to be willing to part with sex before their phone, even for as short as a weekend. That...gives me the sads. Another 4... / Continue →
  • Conceptual 'Charge Your iPhone By Breathing' Mask
    February 29, 2012
    This is the conceptual AIRE mask. The idea is that you just strap it to your face and charge your iPhone simply by breathing. The Hannibal Lector look is just an added bonus! No word if breathing heavy like a f***ing creeper makes it charge any faster. The AIRE mask is a co... / Continue →
  • Nokia's Wack-Ass Flexible Cell Phone Concept
    November 10, 2011
    This is the Nokia HumanForm, a nonexistent phone that, despite the name, doesn't look anything like a person. It's just a concept by Nokia, presumably because they f***ed up and ordered a bunch of oblong parts from a supplier and plan on passing them off to consumers. I'm on ... / Continue →
  • I Kinda Want: $300 iPhone Case Belt Buckle
    October 12, 2011
    This is a $300 belt buckle iPhone case. I think we can all agree it's pretty sleek in a steampunk kinda way and would look awesome holding my sweatpants up. "Who wears a belt with sweatpants?" I dunno, MAYBE SOMEBODY WHO SEWED ON LOOPS AFTER THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND STOPPED DOI... / Continue →
  • Cute: The Cellphone Charging Insect Circus
    October 11, 2011
    This is an ad for Qualcomm's Snapdragon smartphone processing chip featuring a bug (and arachnid!) circus charging a phone with their incredible feats of bravery. Ooooooor crawling. It was mostly crawling. I couldn't really tell what was real or fake (praying mantis pedaling... / Continue →
  • It's Minecraft Themed, I'm Just Sayin'!: Kristen Schaal's Latest Xperia PLAY Commercial
    October 10, 2011
    Remember that series of commercials for Sony's Xperia PLAY (the PSP phone) featuring Kristen Schaal? Well she's back with another one, this time Minecraft themed. Plus funny! Man, I just love Kristen's delivery. Plus Papa Johns'. AAAAAAAAH, I ate a whole pizza when I got h... / Continue →
  • World's Largest Stop Motion Animation Film
    August 3, 2011
    This is a Nokia viral ad for their N8 phone featuring the world's largest stop-motion animation, which was made on a beach using a crane (that's a real boat in the picture). It's a follow-up to their world's smallest stop-motion animation and NOT a follow up to the job intervi... / Continue →