This is a video of laser lover and Youtuber AnselmoFanZero showing off the Dead Space plasma cutter replica he made. For the record, I've never played Dead Space because it's rated M for Mature and my mom says I'm anything but. Still, a pretty impressive build and the lasers ... / Continue →

This is a video of the Navy's latest powerful burning laser gun targeting an an autonomous drone plane then BURNING IT OUT OF THE SKY. It's a feel-good video. Obviously, the secret to defeating autonomous robots in the future is going to be lasers. Of course this laser gun i... / Continue →

A 62-year old man was arrested after barricading himself in his house and then shooting one of the police robots that authorities sent in after him. Admittedly, I would have done the same thing. Johnny Five is not a professional negotiator. Michael Blevins was charged with... / Continue →

I swear I saw this or something like it years ago but that could just be my brain playing tricks on me because when you have a brain that operates this poorly, a lot of weird thing happen. I put a box of cereal in the refrigerator this morning -- it's getting bad. This a shot... / Continue →

Ahahahhahaha, if I had one of those I'd be pretending it was my penis too! This is slingshot aficionado Joerg Sprave's latest slinger of shots, 'Shaka Zulu's Wet Dream'. It shoots traditional Zulu spears with enough force to bury them a couple inches in a solid wood block. D... / Continue →

This is a video of one of Geekologie Reader Liz's coworkers at the LEGO Store in Minneapolis showing off his homemade LEGO Portal Gun. The gun took about a year to plan, three weeks to build, and is just under 2,000 pieces. It has a LEGO Mindstorm controller stuffed inside, s... / Continue →

Door knobs: they're round and hard to grip with greasy Cheeto fingers. Guns: they're not round and fit in the palm of your hand just like nature intended. "Um...I'm not sure nature intended us to ever have guns." *pepper-spraying* YOU SHUT YOUR GRANOLA-MUNCHING MOUTH, HIPPI... / Continue →

Ezio Auditore called -- he said you better forward the schematics to da Vinci for him. This is a professional looking wrist-mounted crossbow entirely homemade by A+ shop student Patrick Priebe. Entirely homemade by the Geekologie Writer? This lasagna. "I can see the Stouffe... / Continue →

Your barrel's saggin', bro. God, if I had a nickel for every time somebody told me my barrel was droopy I'd be pounding an Egg McMuffin right now. This is Nick Jensen and his 1:1 scale replica Halo: Reach LEGO sniper rifle. I...wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of it ... / Continue →

Well, it's the week before Halloween -- and you all know what that means. "Undigested candy corn in my stool?" *horf* WHAT?! No. God you're sick. "Look who's talking!" WHERE?! "Nevermind." Haha, I knew what you meant I just refused to knowledge it. This is a video of t... / Continue →