Nov 4 2008 Tired Yet?: Another Literal Music Video
YouTube user DustoMcNeato (the man behind the Take on Me and Head Over Heels literal videos is at it again, this time with Under the Bridge by the Red Hot Banana Peppers. It's okay. Mostly it reminded me how hot I thought Anthony Kiedis was when that video came out. And I'm not even gay anymore. I was "cured" by religion! Just kidding, still totally gay.
Thanks to Zaquisha and Gord, who both cry along with their respective cities.
Feb 27 2008 Salt And Pepper Maracas Make Seasoning Your Food Much More Musical, Fun
These salt and pepper shakers are shaped like maracas. So when you go to season your salad, mashed potatoes, meat or whatever the hell you kids are seasoning these days you can shake them like you're in a Latin band and really add some flair to the experience. They cost $60, which is pretty steep, but totally worth it. You should have seen my girlfriend shaking them around like a lunatic over her plate. She just looked so...musical. Actually, much more ridiculous than musical. I told her so and she broke the pepper one on my face and seasoned the wound with salt. ¡Dios qué dolor! Por favor, no mis pelotas.
Salt and Pepper Maracas [notcot]
Aug 28 2007 Pepper Spray Ring Keeps You Safe
If you're tired of being beat up and robbed, then the Stunning Ring may be something to consider. By no means stunning in the traditional jewelry sense, it does pack the strongest dose of pepper spray available, over 400 times that of a regular jalapeno. It projects a 12 inch spray that can nauseate, burn, and otherwise maim would be attackers. The ring costs $30, and spray refills are $8. You should have seen the time I jokingly got down on one knee and presented this to my girlfriend. She swooped in to see if there was a real diamond and I doused her right in the eyes. Oh god, we still laugh about that to this day. Just kidding, she left me that night.
Pepper Spray Ring Keeps You Safe [gizmodo]
