Because a deal that sounds too good to be true probably is (ESPECIALLY in a gas station parking lot), a woman in Texas bought an alleged iPad in an unopened Fed-Ex box for $200. Then the seller quickly fled the scene while Jalonta Freeman (who wears glasses with no lenses in t... / Continue →

New York City butcher shop Japan Premium Beef recently had these meat balloons (created by design firm ODL) on display in their front window to...actually I don't know why. To make customers think you're a novelty balloon store? They don't look very appetizing, I can tell you... / Continue →

Westley Strellis decided to test the durability of flatscreen televisions at a Georgia Walmart. With a metal baseball bat (also great for repairs) he scored from the sporting goods section. None of them passed his test. Good to know, Westley -- want a ride to Best Buy? Yo... / Continue →

PETA wants spring-predicting groundhog Punxsutawney Phil replaced with by a robotic version. I can see it now: Well, did he see his shadow? I don't know, but he did kill 14,000 bystanders. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals says it's unfair to keep the animal in ... / Continue →

Remember Omegle, the website that sets you up with a random chatting partner? Well Chatroulette is the same thing -- WITH ADDED WEBCAM! It's mostly dudes and like two creepy chicks (one was singing into a paper squirrel cutout glued to a popsicle stick -- not even kidding), a... / Continue →

Listen, I don't know these people and I don't know what their deal is. Maybe they met on Facebook or something. And if they did, this is still the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Of course, marriage is a joke anyways, amirite? Well, mine was. During his wedding ceremon... / Continue →

This man, who could be any of us (BUT TOTALLY ISN'T ME, I SWEAR) was caught playing a demo Nintendo DS at Wal-Mart on his knees. DS'er, on his knees *snicker* ENOUGH -- this is not the time for your pervy laughter! This IS the time to take up a collection and get this poor b... / Continue →

That has got to be the fastest looking truck I've ever seen. And I saw a truck shot out of a cannon before, so I know. Still, needs truck nuts. TRUCK-VETTE [peopleofwalmart] Thanks to Alan, who once drove a truck to the moon and did donuts in a crater. Bitchin'!... / Continue →

That's not even a shirt, that's a baby blanket with a hole in the middle. This guy: because Lego Star Wars can't wait for decency. Walmart Gadget Shoppers Sometime Look Like THIS [gizmodo]... / Continue →

On Good Friday (OLD, LATE, BLOW ME GW!) Jesus revealed himself in the form of a half-eaten Kit Kat bar. Because, well, the son of God hates Twix. As you can see in those deliciously crispy layers, the Lord's face looks eerily similar to that on the shroud of Turin (Sunday sch... / Continue →