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  • June 4, 2014
    These are believed to be the oldest pants in the world, recently excavated from a tomb in China. They belonged to a nomadic herder, who likely wore them for riding horseback. When I'm riding horseback? Full knight's armor and a flaming lance. With straight-fitting legs and ... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2013
    Transform and-- ooooh, I like your pants. This is the gingerbread Optimus Prime made by a friend of a friend of Redditor downvotedagain. Is the girl in the picture the one who made it? No clue. Is it actually held together with icing? I doubt it. Hot glue and a metal arma... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2013
    Excuse me miss, I think you forgot something. "Yes?" A scrunchie! Wrangler, a brand best known for conjuring up images of tight-assed cowboys whenever you think of them, is releasing the world's first line of moisturizing jeans for ladies. Hey -- I like my legs to feel soft... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2012
    This is a $90 glowing coin slot belt buckle by Insignificant Fish Industries. I'm not sure who the insignificant fish is, but you better not say Nemo or you and I WILL be required to fist fight. This Belt buckle is made from genuine recycled arcade parts that died in the line... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2012
    In hipster-heartbreaking news, some doctors are now claiming that ultra-tight "skinny" jeans are causing leg-related health problems, and at least one really fantastic looking bulge in the front of a blogger's pants. ABC recently interviewed Dr. Karen Boyle from Greater Balt... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2012
    Seen here looking suspiciously like a burnt steak and a half-eaten pickle, two of the seven beach rocks a 43-year old woman was carrying when her shorts caught fire await analysis to determine what caused them to spontaneously combust. I blame Poseidon. And I'm not just sayin... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2011
    These are some cute assed (LITERALLY!) Hello Kitty pants etsy user Mazter knit for her daughter. Only catch is, she isn't selling the pants themselves, just the pattern. So you'll just have to order the pattern and then ask your mom to PICK UP THOSE NEEDLES AND GET CRACKIN CAUS... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2011
    That's gonna feel great in your ass. Apparently tactical pants are a real thing. Personally, I think MacGyver would argue any pair of pants can be tactical with the right tools in your pockets, but what do I know? I'm just an ex-CIA operative a guy who cut a hole in a pair o... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    So apparently starting with issue #600 (out today), Wonder Woman is hanging up her patriotic panties for yoga pants. In other news, Wonder Woman comic book sales to perverts have dropped 85%. Per Wonder Woman writer J. Michael Straczynski: It's a look designed to be taken se... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2010
    I'm really proud of that title I came up with. No, no I'm not. But I am the proud parent of a Liberty Middle School honor roll student. No, I'm not that either. But I am a pathological liar. While it's unclear exactly how these things attach to a belt from these pictures, ... / Continue →