This is the currently available selection of geeky handpainted bras from Etsy seller Sceneshoes (of Ninja Turtle and Pokemon bra fame). Hit the jump to seem the all, including some Portal, Star Trek, Wonder Woman and Mario action. There's even an 'I *wink wink nudge nudge* H... / Continue →

Seen here looking like the sort of thing you hope to find hanging from the ceiling fan (plus a girl in your bed yelling "TURTLE POWER!"), a $35 custom-painted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bra from Etsy seller sceeneshoes stares at you with its googly eyes. Don't the eyeballs ki... / Continue →

These are a pair of Toms handpainted with a Dark Knight Rises theme by Sarah Feldman (and designed by her boyfriend Brandon Phillips and photographed by friend Sarah Lang. That makes TWO Sarahs involved!). Personally, I don't like Toms because they always make me feel like a ... / Continue →

This is Arenya in her haindpainted R2-D2 shorts. They started off as plain white shorts, then she painted them, now they're R2-D2 shorts. I dunno, it was like a chemical reaction or something. I'm not sure what kind of powers they give her, but I want an Aquaman bathing suit... / Continue →

Reddit user captaincripple lost his leg in a motorcycle accident and has since had a custom-painted prosthetic made. This is it. It looks half-human, half-robotic, 100% something that would freak me out if I saw fall off. Im 20 years old and a bit over 12 months ago had a ... / Continue →

NICE JEANS, LADY! My mom circa 1984 wants to know where you got 'em! Holton Rowler (not to be confused with Thurston Howell III) creates paintings by pouring store-brand coffee cups full of paint on top of boxes to create trippy, drippy designs. I'd argue the process is even... / Continue →

This is a homemade nesting doll set of all 11 incarnations of Dr. Who that fit neatly inside a TARDIS. That is all. Reminds me of the unpainted nesting doll set I bought a couple years ago. I had every intention of making them all different dinosaurs but as soon as I finishe... / Continue →

Daniel Reese paints shoes. He might paint other things (i.e. the down red) too, but that's not what I came to talk about today. Today we're only talking about shoes. Specifically, these Batman kicks. Speaking of which -- I bet he does everyday for not banging Cat Woman when... / Continue →

Note: Full-res shot HERE. I love toes. Like, I have a toe fetish. Feet are f***ing disgusting, but some sexy-ass painted toenails? Mmmm mmmm MMMM! One time I even licked my girlfriend's toes so feverishly all her nails grew ingrown. True story. No, not it's not either. ... / Continue →

Fingernails: I have no idea why we have them. I do know women use them to accessorize and attract the opposite sex by painting them bright colors, but there's gotta be more to it than that, right? Because if that's their only purpose, why do men have them too? Riddle me tha... / Continue →