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  • April 4, 2013
    This is a (probably soon to be removed for copyright claims) video of all six Star Wars movies to date playing at the same time, just the way George Lucas intended them to be seen. Trying to watch it is 100% dangerous to your health and I don't recommend viewing it for longer ... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2012
    This is the Jagdkommando Tri-Dagger Fixed Blade Knife, an "art" dagger designed specifically FOR KILLING ANOTHER PERSON. "I thought all daggers were designed for killing your enemies." You might have a point. A sharp one -- COMING RIGHT AT YOU! *stab stab* "That's a cockta... / Continue →
  • January 25, 2012
    I can see your shitter bro -- close the bathroom door next time! This is a painful to watch staged video of a guy showing his daughter a LP record (a yellow see-thru one for some reason) for the first time in her 13 years of constantly texting existence. It...is cringe-worth... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2011
    Seen here about to get creamed by a bus because they're too f***ing slow, a couple demonstrate their AGNES (Age Gain Now Empathy System) suits, which make them move and feel like crotchety 75-year olds. *waving cane* Kids these days, I...just shat myself again. When you put ... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2011
    Seen here shaming their families, Cringey McVista and the Windhoes 98 crew or whatever rap about their love for the Windows 7 phone. It's...pretty much as bad as it gets. It's the kind of video that, not only do you find yourself embarrassed to watch and feel bad for the girls... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2011
    I live in LA and am officially never fixing anything ever again. This is the security camera footage of a local hardware store in Christchurch, New Zealand during a recent magnitude 6.3 earthquake. As you will see, it's not the place you want to be when the world starts shaki... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2011
    Note: Video after the jump possibly NSFW on account of some naughty words for private parts. This is Pokemon the musical. If you really love Pokemon and can't catch(!!!!!!11) enough of the franchise, you might like it. But if you think Yu-Gi-Oh is the shit and Pokemons are j... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2011
    This is a short (1:14 -- thank God) film about a young couple getting to know each other when the dude finds out the girl hasn't seen any Star Wars movies. It's pretty terrible. But I had to watch it thanks to tipster Karin (WHO I WILL TRACK DOWN VIA IP ADDRESS) and now you d... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2010
    Okay so that's not an actual award. Still, the Motorola Droid Pro come preloaded with the most painful default ringtone your eardrums could imagine. I've embedded the thing below, so hit play and give it a listen. Then, right before you stab yourself in the ears with a pen, ... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2010
    Note: Very worthwhile video of the whole incident after the jump. This is an animated gif of a woman on The Amazing Race trying to shoot a watermelon out of a medieval slingshot at a renaissance fair and melonballing herself in the face instead. She managed to survive with no... / Continue →