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  • September 2, 2014
    This is a shot of some guy who looks suspiciously like my friend Paul (full disclosure: I have no friend named Paul) with a solid Batman symbol sunburn on his chest. I like how his nipples are included IN the bat part of the symbol, because I think they would have looked weird... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2014
    This is slow-motion video of people reacting to getting tazed with a stun-gun. None of them look too thrilled about it. I also included an extended version that shows their friends, who are actually doing the tazing. Although, based on their reactions, I'm going to go out on... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2014
    WARNING: Check your volume, there's a pretty loud and awful 'OH MY GOD'. This is a short video of a woman demonstrating how not to jump off a high dive platform. In this case: pausing at the end, grabbing onto the safety rail, falling and slapping her knees and shins on the p... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2014
    This is the LEGO Firewalk constructed at the Bull Moose music store in South Portland, Maine. Not to brag, but I could go the distance easily. You see, ever since I was a child I've run around barefoot to develop super-calloused 'Ninja Turtle' feet. Now I can walk on anythin... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2014
    This is a picture of super cool haired pop/rock singer Ryan Cabrera's foot after stepping on his iPhone charger in the dark. I don't know about you, but I'm never taking my shoes off again. As a matter of fact, I'm going to start wearing a pair of boots OVER my shoes. "What ... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2014
    This is a video compilation of Mike Tyson fights with Street Fighter sound effects added. Just like the title says. Could you imagine being on the receiving end of one of those punches? Your body would just explode. At least mine would. Probably through the anus. What? I... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2014
    This is the Lorica, a new suit of high-tech armor designed by the Australia based company Unified Weapons Master. The suit is packed with sensors so combatants can beat the shit out of each other with weapons without doing any serious damage. Weird, I thought doing damage was... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2014
    Seen here about to fill the back of his pants with regret, a volunteer prepares to be tazed by the CUPID hexacopter. The CUPID has an 80,000-volt taser on board with a laser sight to make sure it shoots you right in the eyeballs. Pfft, I've been hit with 80,000 volts before a... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    In news that's sure to give Magneto a proud boner, scientists have discovered that firing an electromagnetic pulse at the back of a migraine sufferer's brain can help keep the headaches at bay for several days. Putting your head in the microwave? Putting your head in the micr... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2014
    I was going to post this video last week but then I thought I would tape and upload a video of myself eating three cacti to show the world just how much manlier/stupider I am. Unfortunately, Home Depot didn't have any cacti that were spiky enough to satisfy my ass's lifelong d... / Continue →