This is a short video of a solider getting sucked out of the back of an airplane/helicopter after his reserve chute catches the wind. One second he's there, the next he's gone. Kind of like my online dating dates when we finally meet at a restaurant. *looking around* Was it... / Continue →

This is a (probably soon to be removed for copyright claims) video of all six Star Wars movies to date playing at the same time, just the way George Lucas intended them to be seen. Trying to watch it is 100% dangerous to your health and I don't recommend viewing it for longer ... / Continue →

This is a video of Dennis and Valerio from the Dutch show Proefkonijnen (Guinea Pigs -- turn the English subtitles on) getting electrodes strapped to their stomachs and electrified in waves to mimic the last two hours of contractions before childbirth. They both do a pretty go... / Continue →

Picture unrelated: different security guard. A 33-year old security guard in Trinidad and Tobago accidentally blasted his own pecker off after discharging his .38-caliber pistol in his pocket. Shooting from the hip: you did it super wrong. The wounded man was taken to San Fe... / Continue →

A recent study of emergency room visits published in the Journal of Urology details the top causes of injured dingalings. The results might shock you! Ooooor sneak up from behind and kick you in the bals. Personally, I always injure myself trying to jump over things too high... / Continue →

Damn bro, now make one for busted-ass eyes. Because people won't stop eating and drinking things that burn their mouths, scientists have created a dissolvable oral strip that can be applied directly to the burn, "providing instant relief and promoting healing." Healing -- heal... / Continue →

These are some officially licensed Batman TWIN BLADE folding knives. My God, Wayne Enterprises has gone downhill. They cost about $9 and come in different colors so you can accessorize any outfit. "But why do they have two blades?" To hurt yourself, silly! Thanks to car... / Continue →

[IMAGE REMOVED] Follow the links to see the photo. Or don't, I'm not your mom. Ever wanted to see a picture of a bee trailing abdominal tissue after stinging a person's arm and losing its stinger? Me neither, yet here we are. Funny how the little twists and turns in life hav... / Continue →

Seen here hanging out with the shoes of his fallen enemies, a half-ton scrap metal Transformer shows off his wine-storing capabilities. Not bad, Optimus Wino, but let's see how well you store my foot up your ass! HI-YA! Okay, that might need a tetanus shot. Per Craigslist a... / Continue →

R2-D2: he wants to die so hard right now. Well folks, it's that time of the year again: the 2012 Star Wars Weekends dance-off routines debuted Friday at the Disney parks, and let me tell you: plenty of sadness/rage to be had. A brief rundown of what to expect from the videos ... / Continue →