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  • April 17, 2014
    This is a picture of super cool haired pop/rock singer Ryan Cabrera's foot after stepping on his iPhone charger in the dark. I don't know about you, but I'm never taking my shoes off again. As a matter of fact, I'm going to start wearing a pair of boots OVER my shoes. "What ... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2014
    This is a video compilation of Mike Tyson fights with Street Fighter sound effects added. Just like the title says. Could you imagine being on the receiving end of one of those punches? Your body would just explode. At least mine would. Probably through the anus. What? I... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2014
    This is the poorly placed billboard advertising the upcoming season of Game of Thrones. I mean, it's true, it's just sad. Hopefully none of the old folks venture outside and see it. You stay in the cafeteria and slurp Jell-O, I'll take care of this. *climbs to top of buildi... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2014
    Gunshot wound sealer, or ULTRA-EXTREME HEAVY DAY tampon? This is the XStat, a syringe filled with rapidly expanding sponges that, when injected into an open gunshot wound, can prevent bleeding and seal the wound in as little as 15-seconds. Personally, if I get shot I'm hoping... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2013
    This is a short video of a solider getting sucked out of the back of an airplane/helicopter after his reserve chute catches the wind. One second he's there, the next he's gone. Kind of like my online dating dates when we finally meet at a restaurant. *looking around* Was it... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2013
    This is a (probably soon to be removed for copyright claims) video of all six Star Wars movies to date playing at the same time, just the way George Lucas intended them to be seen. Trying to watch it is 100% dangerous to your health and I don't recommend viewing it for longer ... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2013
    This is a video of Dennis and Valerio from the Dutch show Proefkonijnen (Guinea Pigs -- turn the English subtitles on) getting electrodes strapped to their stomachs and electrified in waves to mimic the last two hours of contractions before childbirth. They both do a pretty go... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2013
    Picture unrelated: different security guard. A 33-year old security guard in Trinidad and Tobago accidentally blasted his own pecker off after discharging his .38-caliber pistol in his pocket. Shooting from the hip: you did it super wrong. The wounded man was taken to San Fe... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2012
    A recent study of emergency room visits published in the Journal of Urology details the top causes of injured dingalings. The results might shock you! Ooooor sneak up from behind and kick you in the bals. Personally, I always injure myself trying to jump over things too high... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2012
    Damn bro, now make one for busted-ass eyes. Because people won't stop eating and drinking things that burn their mouths, scientists have created a dissolvable oral strip that can be applied directly to the burn, "providing instant relief and promoting healing." Healing -- heal... / Continue →