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  • January 3, 2012
    This is a fake-ass video of two quantum levitating hover cars racing around a little track inspired by the Playstation classic Wipe'Out. People are passing it around like it's real, but it's not -- it's fake. I assume they'll announce a new Wipe'Out game in the next couple we... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2010
    GIANT SQUIDS ARE GIANT. How giant? Try 8-feet long and 100 pounds of pure, unadulterated (okay, slightly adulterated) killing machine. I'm never going to another (nude) beach again! Millions of killer giant squid are not only devouring vast amounts of fish they have even st... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2010
    Hurricanes, like most things with drinks named after them, make me want to start boozing. It's 5:00 somewhere (but only 6:51 AM here) aside, this is a recent satellite image of hurricanes Danielle (top) and Earl (bottom) doing their thing in the Atlantic. Now, are you thinkin... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2010
    Note: This picture is small and I had to crop it click HERE to see the sadness in depressing high-resolution. This is a shot of a wave crashing in Orange Beach, Alabama. As you can see, it looks like absolute crap, which really got me thinking: there's probably a lot of whale... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2010
    There are good ideas and there are great ideas. This is a f***ing terrible one. Nuking the oil leak to cover that shit in rubble and seal it off. Plus birth Godzilla! (which, admittedly, I am for) A plan proposed to detonate a nuke to seal off that troublesome oil well is ... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2010
    Seascaper, get it? Like a skyscraper, BUT IN THE OCEAN! What do you mean, "of course I got it?" I happen to know for a fact that there are several of you out there that don't ever get anything but confused looks. FACE! hO2+ scraper is a design concept entered into the eVoI... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2009
    Because I love news heralding the end of the world as much as you do, I just read a large crack has recently formed in Ethiopia and may house a future ocean after the apocalypse of 2012. A 35-mile rift in the desert of Ethiopia will likely become a new ocean eventually, res... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2009
    Nope, not April Fools either. Real boxes of "hand-picked" trash from the streets of New York City are available for $50 from greedy garbage tycoon Justin Gignac. You can also get limited edition boxes from Yankee Stadium or New Year's Eve for $100. I sell garbage. I scou... / Continue →