In news that won't excite anyone and will probably make me look like an ass-hat for even posting it (I'm having a great self-esteem day), Budweiser is going to release new 'bowtie' shaped cans of its famous alcoholic water starting next month. I'm gonna buy some, save them for... / Continue →

This is Trotify, a wooden device powered by your bike's front wheel that makes it sound like you're a horse clopping along down the road whenever you're riding. There's no horse though, it's just you and your handlebar mustache on a bicycle. The £19.99 (~$32) kits come with e... / Continue →

This is an $80 desktop mini fridge that looks like a TARDIS from ThinkGeek. Don't want to keep your food cold? No worries, it also has a warming function. Of course leaving a sandwich on your desk is a FREE warming function. But not tuna -- no, not tuna. You leave a tuna s... / Continue →

Cleanliness is next to godliness. I think that's an ancient proverb or something but I just remember it from that one Smashing Pumpkins song. You ever bathed with a Zora before? Me neither, but I would be willing to. Same goes for a Goron. These are a series of Zelda soaps... / Continue →

This is the Big Head Squirrel Feeder from Archie McPhee. You just put food inside, then when one of those dirty little tree rats comes down eat it, they look like they have a giant head. I'm pretty sure that's a taxidermied squirrel in the picture there (it even attracts the ... / Continue →

But I like my pizza square -- just like from the school cafeteria. Because the internet has dried up worse than a dog turd on the sidewalk in August, here are Pizza Plates, a $40 set of four single-slice novelty pizza plates. You know, for the person who seriously has EVERY... / Continue →

Inb4 don't mind me, just dropping some tweets off at the bird-bath or whatever. Because this is the world we live in (I want out, STAT), Shitter will print four rolls of TP with the Twitter feed of your choice for $35. That's close to $9 a roll. You could almost wipe with do... / Continue →

Wanna drink an alien brain hemorrhage shooter like the one in the picture? Of course you don't. Unfortunately it's your birthday and your friends are really passive aggressive about picking birthday shots. Well, at least know what you're getting yourself into. SPOILER: A l... / Continue →

So apparently Nissan is getting into the iPhone case business after inventing a paint for its vehicles back in 2008 that "self-heals" after being scratched (video demo after the jump). Because God forbid your iPhone CASE gets a f***ing scratch in it. That -- that might just be... / Continue →

I know what I'm getting you for Christmas! Coal -- you were terrible this year. I don't care what crappy toy commercials you saw watching Spongebob on Saturday morning and added to your list, you're not getting them. If I were Santa I'd drop a big ol' bag of flaming reindeer... / Continue →