Apr 25 2009 Bear Grylls Drinks Elephant Dung Juice

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This video is like two years old so if you've seen it, congratulations, free Geekologie bumper sticker. Just leave an 'OLD' and your bank account info in the comments and I'll have it transferred first thing Monday morning. Anyway, did you know that in an emergency situation you can drink the juice out of elephant shit? No, because you'd rather die. And I'd imagine puking afterward would probably end up doing more harm than good. But Bear Grylls is all man. Also, I love how a piece of shit almost falls in his mouth at 0:34, classic.

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Thanks to Tim, who tried it with baby shit and *HORF*

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Mar 1 2009 Bacon And Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger

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The Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger consists of the following: two sausage and pepperoni pizzas (serving as the bun), a 5-pound hamburger patty, two pounds of bacon, and two pounds cheese (plus an onion and two bulbs of garlic). And I think we can all agree: it could use a can of pork brains. Seriously though, I was thinking of making a pizza tonight anyways....

UPDATE: Made chicken tacos instead. Muy bueno!

Hit the jump for a picture tutorial of how to make your own.

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