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  • March 15, 2011
    Do you see what happens, Lambi?...THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LAMBI! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU F*** A STRANGER IN THE ASS! So apparently March 15, besides being Space-Bat Day, is also World Consumer Rights Day. News to me. Not exciting news, mind you. On 15 March 1963, Presid... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2011
    HA -- that guy thinks he's a shelf! Note: Watch without audio, guy says bad word (holy she-she). This is a video of somebody taping a security monitor replaying footage of a guy trying unsuccessfully to prevent an entire shelving unit from spilling its precious alcoholic carg... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    Didn't see that one coming. And to think I used to have a crush on the little guy! Just goes to show, you never know what a potential lover is hiding on the inside. Granted it's usually a penis taped between her buttcheeks, but in this case it's a bunch of gears and an even ... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2010
    Note: Jump is NSFW on account of disturbing imagery (read: pastied children's show characters). Who knew Sesame Street was in the red light district? I did not. I'm kind of wishing I still didn't. But on account of my unbiased journalistic integrity, this is a series of pho... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2010
    Okay so that's not an actual award. Still, the Motorola Droid Pro come preloaded with the most painful default ringtone your eardrums could imagine. I've embedded the thing below, so hit play and give it a listen. Then, right before you stab yourself in the ears with a pen, ... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2010
    Note: Worthwhile full-body shot HERE. This is the latest rendering of what scientists believe the t-rex actually looked like. As you can see (unless you've got your eyes closed and are listening to your computer read this in a robot voice because you're lazy), the sexy son of... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2010
    Dammit Harrison, nobody cares about the new POS movie you have coming out, we only wanna hear about that space-adventure you were in 27 years ago. Thank God we have ABC News to put you in your place. Also, thank God we have ABC for Dancing With The Stars, amirite? Love that ... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2010
    Remember the video of the cats with fainting goat syndrome? Well here's an edit of the video with the little guys getting laser blasted and falling over. I can't tell if actually makes me feel better or worse, but I just loved those kitties so much I thought I'd post it. Als... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2010
    The Sony Walkman, best known for playing some of the sweetest mix-tapes ever recorded entirely off the radio, will no longer be manufactured as of this year. Weird, I could have sworn this happened before Y2K. The final batch was shipped to Japanese retailers in April, accor... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2010
    Remember the 30-seconds of cellphone footage from the fan-made Pokemon trailer? Well here's the whole three minute video (available in HD!). Now I'm not a guy who normally cries at movies, but watching Pikachu get beat up did make my eyes water a bit. Just kidding, I was huf... / Continue →