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  • January 29, 2014
    This is a news report about Park Seo-yeon, a South Korean woman who banks $9,000 (US) a month eating in front of her webcam up to 3 hours a day. Wow, nice gig if you can get it. Followers gift her virtual balloons, which can be redeemed for cash. Park says, "People enjoy the... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2012
    This is an army of 'Chef Cui' noodle-shaving robots designed and manufactured by Cui Runquan. The robots were designed to cut noodles from a block of dough cheaper and more efficiently than humans can. Plus today's youth don't want to work as noodle cutters. Kids! I spent t... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2012
    When aliens come visit the remains of earth long after we've destroyed it, they will carry one thing away from them: we were a bunch of f***ing idiots. EXCEPT for taco flavored ramen noodles. "A hint of genius in a world full of turds" they'll say to themselves before boardin... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2011
    Because 900-year old Jedi masters can't survive on Dagobah swamp stew and dragonlizard dicks alone, here's Yoda in a Japanese advertisement for Nissin Cup Noodles. I'm not really sure what the relationship between Yoda and ramen is supposed to be, but my guess is a sexual one.... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2009
    Why it's taken so long to produce some good looking lightsaber chopsticks is beyond me. I mean, they just make sense. Like wind energy and peeing in the sink, but with a culinary flair. Available in three colors, the $10 sticks are the perfect utensils for devouring tauntaun... / Continue →