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  • July 7, 2014
    Remember last week's point-of-view video of the world's tallest water slide? Well it just had its first human riders, and this is the video of them shitting their pants on the way down. Looks intense. Still, a water slide you ride in a raft is no real water slide in my opini... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2014
    There was an Autoblow 1?! Meet Autoblow 2, the brainchild of masturbation expert Brian Sloan and allegedly the latest and greatest in automatic male pleasuring devices. It's supposed to simulate the feeling of oral sex. You just put your penis in the thing, press a button, a... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    This is an emergency brake test of a German Leopard tank behind a group of 23 humans (possibly slaves/prisoners). I assume the people standing in the middle drew the shortest straws. I would have run into the woods. Also, what's the purpose of a tank with an emergency brakin... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    3D Babies will print a replica of your unborn baby using the 3-D ultrasound from a doctor's visit (previously: these ones from Japan based on MRI scans). 3D Babies come in three sizes: a $200 mini, a $400 half-size, and a $600 full size (8-inch) version. They also come in thr... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2014
    This is a video demo of NASA's Robosimian, a monkey inspired robot that looks more like a four-legged spider than a primate. I think we can all agree it does look like it would be fun to hit with a shovel though. Designed to mimic the posture and movements of a primate, the b... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2013
    Buyers of new Dell Lattitude 6430u laptops have been complaining they smell like cat urine, a smell that, if you've never had your bed peed on because you didn't use your cat's favorite brand litter, is equal parts nostril-burning ammonia and wanting to puke. Apparently the sm... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2012
    Because the bacon craze won't end until pigs are extinct, Burger King has announced it's releasing a bacon sundae (complete with a thick-cut bacon strip) tomorrow to compliment its new summer menu. The new summer menu also includes sweet potato fries, pulled pork BBQ sandwiche... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2012
    This is an actual whiskey flavored lube from the gluttons over at Epic Meal Time. Apparently they're convinced whiskey is a desirable smell to have smeared all over your privates. SPOILER: It's not. Unless you're in a relationship with another manly dude (I'm thinking a gay ... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2012
    This is a video of some terrifying amusement park ride built in the woods of Russia, shot on some shitty Cold War era camera phone. Now I know you may have seen rides LIKE this one before, but this is the first time I saw one that got this crazy. Just watch the video and skip... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2012
    This is a penthouse bathroom from a condo in Guadalajara, Mexico that was built over an old 15-story elevator shaft. That...is terrifying. Could you imagine even using that toilet? I'd have to tie a towel around myself and then anchor it to the towel bar. And what happens i... / Continue →