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  • Natural Assassins: Ninja Shaped Leaf Found In The Wild
    April 22, 2013
    This is the ninja-shaped leaf that Redditor freeaccount found out in the wild, along with an artist's rendition of what the ninja would look like in real life. Now before you go running off to the comments to leave a 'Wow, must be a slow news day', I want you to think about th... / Continue →
  • Ninja Robot Uses Background Noise To Sneak Around
    February 5, 2013
    Seen here looking suspiciously like an electric wheelchair somebody tore the seat off of and replaced with some sort of space-age vibrator, a new stealth robot prepares to infiltrate my dreams and turn them into nightmares. The robot, developed by a bunch of jerks at the CSIRO... / Continue →
  • 'The Duel': An Impressive LEGO Stop Motion Movie
    March 21, 2012
    This is a stop motion LEGO video about a ninja that has to fight off a whole band of bad guys all by himself because that's how true heroes do it -- ALONE. "You're just saying that because you don't have any friends." Friends? I don't even have an acquaintance. Hit the ju... / Continue →
  • Martial Arts Marriage: Ninja Attack Engagement Photos
    December 15, 2011
    Because themed engagement photos are all the rage these days (you crazy kids!), Geekologie Reader Sean K. and his bride-to-be decided to spice up their photoshoot in the park with a ninja attack. Aaaaaaaand these are those pictures. Because if there's one thing that brings a ... / Continue →
  • Shadow The Self Proclaimed Ninja Has Been Patrolling Small English Town For Six Years
    August 30, 2011
    Yeaaaaaaah, can you turn the creep-factor down a couple notches, bro? This is Shadow on patrol. He's a ninja. Or at least he says he is. He's been patrolling the small town of Yeovil in Somerset, England at night with a foam sword for the past six years. But during the day... / Continue →
  • Homemade Fire Extinguisher Grappling Hook
    August 23, 2011
    A grappling hook: you're a shitty ninja without one. You have like, GOT to have one if you ever want to be taken seriously. Also, throwing stars and a cool name. Me? I'm Shadow Strike, the Silent but Violent Assassin. "Nobody calls you that." Of course not -- I've killed ... / Continue →
  • Thieving 'Ninja' Drives Car Through Apple Store, Runs Away Before Stealing Anything
    June 3, 2011
    THERE -- IN THE BACK BY THE iPADS! Some spaz, dressed as a ninja and driving a stolen Honda Accord, crashed the vehicle into the plate-glass front of an Apple store in Greensboro, North Carolina with the intent of burglary. Buuuuuuuut then got scared and ran away without steal... / Continue →
  • Pennsylvania Ninja Goes On Crime Spree
    April 27, 2011
    Pennsylvania, which is apparently some kind of mecca for f***ing ninjas, is back in the news, this time after a rogue ninja went on a crime spree, breaking into a bunch of cars and stabbing a dude. Pfft, a real ninja would've killed him. Worthwhile quotes: In the latest even... / Continue →
  • Man Arrested After Leaving 4-Year Old At Home Alone To Go Play Ninja By Himself
    March 14, 2011
    Picture moderately related. Ross Hurst, 28, of Scottsdale, Pennsylvania was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after leaving his 4-year old son at home alone sleeping while he went out to play ninja by himself at 1:30 in the morning. Dammit Ross, you know you sho... / Continue →
  • Snake Eyes Practicing His Ninja Moves
    February 8, 2011
    This is a video of Snake Eyes practicing his ninja-ing in G.I. Joe's highly sophisticated training arena his backyard while being critiqued by a sun sculpture, a buddha statue, a skull coffee mug, some free weights, and two sets of horseshoes. One thing's for certain: if you'r... / Continue →