Because fact-checking is for people who don't have GOOD GUT INSTINCTS, a Danish news station recently displayed a rendering of Damascus from Assassin's Creed instead of the current Damascus skyline like they intended. I've since been fired from my position as head picture find... / Continue →

This is a couple seconds of that giant squid video that's supposed to come out later this month. This clip was aired on some morning news program, where Miami correspondent Doug Herpaderp had this to say: "Of course, after yesterday's news of the baby giant squid and this one,... / Continue →

According to for-real recently conducted research, squeezing breasts may prevent malignant cells in the breast from turning to cancer. *quickly turns lemonade stand into free breast cancer prevention stand* Step right up, the doctor is IN. Laboratory experiments showed that ... / Continue →

Korean unicorns are different from the unicorns you probably think of. These are Korean unicorns in the picture. As you can see, they're much more colorful and their corns are way more penis-y than their western counterparts. I like that about them. And now North Korea's st... / Continue →

Because The Lord of the Rings officially put New Zealand on the map (it was seriously just ocean before), everyone in the country is popping an insane amount of boners over the release of The Hobbit. And to prove their raging fandom, here's a video of a New Zealand weatherman ... / Continue →

Fox News 5 in New York decided to give Geekologie a run for its money in the quality reporting department and produced a segment about the iPhone 5 including features like a laser keyboard and holographic display. The mistake was made after a reporter mistakenly viewed this co... / Continue →

In lieu of yesterday's new iPhone specs, here's some just-announced info on Nintendo's new console to help legitimize Geekologie as a tech blog. I'm doing a terrible job, I know. The new Wii-U console will drop November 18th (Nov 30th in Europe, Dec 8th in Japan) and come in ... / Continue →

18 police officers in China were recently called into action when locals spotted a drowning woman some 150-feet off-shore in a local river. Except it wasn't a real woman, it was just a sex doll. I...think I remember seeing this on an episode of Baywatch once. Jk jk, I did se... / Continue →

Astronomers recently announced that they've identified a fifth moon orbiting Pluto, a discovery that solidifies in my mind that the dwarf planet is in fact a REGULAR planet, despite my having zero concept of the credentials required for full planetary status. You want to know ... / Continue →

Everybody have a good holiday weekend? I hope so. I'm gonna be honest -- I half missed you yesterday. It was the masochistic half. This is a video from the BBC of a story discussing Syria and the United Nations Security Council, but they accidentally use the logo for the Un... / Continue →