Oct 31 2008 Eff It, I'm Going As A Dork: iPhone Costumes
While The Superficial Writer has been doing his patriotic duty posting hot celebrities in their Halloween costumes, I get stuck with a bunch of goofballs dressed as iPhones. What the f***. Anyway, I like the dog one. All the others suck, except for maybe the baby seat one. That one was cute. Seriously though, I see you dressed like an iPhone tonight, and I'm pushing your buttons. Figuratively. And, since it is Halloween, literally too. *BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP* I'm calling your mom!
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Sep 25 2008 Wicked 20-Sided Die Tattoo (Plus Bonus!)
Check it out -- if I jiggle my arm it looks like the die is rolling!
Hit the jump for a blue arm of death tattoo.
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Jul 9 2008 More Geek Tattoos That I Would Never Get
Here at Geekologie we've seen gaming tattoos, laser-etched tattoos, a dude with a Zune tattoo, and even eyeball tattoos. And here comes another installment of geeky ink. Apple, Google, Microsoft, Dell, they're all here, along with a few others. Make sure to hit the jump and check out my favorite, the Game Over tattoo. Also, I'll be posting pictures of my wicked Geekologie tattoo just as soon as I get it. Still waiting for the payday loan to clear.
Hit the jump for a bunch more and the link to a couple other smaller ones.
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Jun 9 2008 Eye Candy/Poison: Wicked Gaming Tattoos
First off, I'll kick my current girlfriend to the curb and marry you if that's you in the picture (the chick with the ink, not one of the dudes). I mean that. The only way to the Geekologie Writer's heart is a permanent reminder that you love the Zelda series as much as I do. So ladies, if you're looking to get into these Umbros (I'm wearing them as boxers), now you know how. Just fire off an email with a picture of your Zelda-themed tattoo attached and we'll get our elope on. Then we'll honeymoon in Hyrule. I know people. Like a Goron that'll sell us some bombs. Seriously, what better way to profess our undying love for each other than blowing some shit up and stealing rupees from the townspeople? Now I know what you're thinking, and yes, that was the most romantic thing ever written.
More MUST SEE gaming tattoos after the jump, including several Marios, another Zelda, a Pac-Man on someone's ass (don't worry, I censored the crack) and the epicest of epic Star Wars tattoo just for the hell of it (why is guy's face blurred? I'd be proud as hell). Also a link to the 40+ picture gallery thats also worth checking out.
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Jan 4 2008 Geek Weddings Are So Freaking Awesome
Above this text you'll find a video montage of geek weddings, along with some generally geeky couples. Apparently there are a lot more Star Wars and Star Trek themed weddings going on than I thought. Which is awesome, and I'm totally gonna crash the shit out of the next one. Literally. I'm gonna fly my X-wing fighter into the banquet hall and crash land that bitch right in the punchbowl.
If You're a Geek And Still Single, There is Still Hope At Finding Love. We Have Proof. [uberreview]
Dec 7 2007 56 Geeks Poster For Your Basement Wall
Scott Johnson, a geek, made a poster identifying 56 different types of geeks. I'm sure there are more, but it's a good start. They're available from myextralife and will run you $36 for a 20x30" or $10 for an 8x12". Kind of expensive, but maybe you're in love with it. I'm not in love with it, but it's okay. Like my wife. She's alright, but nothing I'd marry again if I could do it all over.
I posted pictures of the whole damn poster after the jump, split in two.
Nov 8 2007 Web 2.0 Social Network T-Shirt: Very Dorky
The Web 2.0 shirt has a list of all the popular social networking sites. You use a permanent marker to check off all the sites you belong to. Then you're supposed to wear it out and let everyone know just how geeky you really are. So what if your friend list is empty on all the sites, there's no space to write that in anyway. I made a similar shirt for myself that has the one social group I belong to: my biker gang. While we don't really make friends or network, we do stomp heads and ride our hogs drunk. Very similar concepts though.
The whole list after the jump.
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