Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial
  • GRILL IIIIIIIIIIT!: Exquisitely Preserved Woolly Mammoth
    April 5, 2012
    Retroactive warning: deflated-looking woolly mammoth carcass. This is Yuka, an exquisitely preserved woolly mammoth carcass recently discovered in Siberia. As you can see, it still has its foot pads and a decent amount of its fur. Maybe even enough to make a decent Wookie co... / Continue →
  • Extreme Shopping: Black Friday Wal-Mart Shopper Pepper Sprays Crowd To Keep Away From XBox Deal
    November 28, 2011
    Seen here looking like my worst nightmare, a rowdy crowd gathers outside a Wal-Mart on Black Friday, ready and willing to trample a fellow bargain hunter to death over $5 Blu-Rays. Enter an undisclosed lady who pepper-sprayed a group of shoppers to get a leg-up on an XBox deal... / Continue →
  • You Have Got To Be #@&%in' Kidding Me: Woman Shows Off World's Largest Knockers
    May 13, 2011
    Yes, that is under-boob. Seen here SITTING ON A F***IN' TANK WITH A CANNON BETWEEN HER LEGS (possibly two!), Chelsea Charms (not to be confused with Lucky Charms, which have way fewer artificial ingredients) shows off her 'world's largest' 164XXX sized mammaries. Pfft,that's n... / Continue →
  • Freaky: How A Lady With A Tail Might Look
    May 8, 2011
    Ever wondered what a chick with a tail would look like? Congratulations, you're probably a furry. REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. Just kidding, do whatever you want. I'm not here to judge, I'm just here to -- actually, I don't know why I'm here. Or how I even got here. D... / Continue →
  • Your Parents, They Must Be So Proud: Dude Gets Hello Kitty Tattoo In Middle Of Forehead
    March 16, 2011
    Seen here looking suspiciously like a cadaver with candy corns for teeth and M.U.S.C.L.E. Men in its weave, some dude decided to get a Hello Kitty tattoo smack-dab in the middle of his forehead. Why? Your guess is as good as mine, but I'm leaning towards 'why not?', which is ... / Continue →
  • The Miracle Of Life ZOMG, WTF IS THAT?!: Remind Me Again To Never Get Pregnant
    January 6, 2011
    This is a video of a woman's stomach with what I can only assume is a full-sized 8-year old inside desperately trying to force its way out. VIDEO CANNOT BE UNSEEN. If you don't want to watch it (which I recommend not), I'll now describe the scene as poetically as possible: HO... / Continue →
  • That Must Be Some Tea!: Laser Blaster Face
    August 12, 2010
    Because it is my birthday and I'm itching to get my ass to the tiki bar so I can get this party started promptly at 4 when they open, this is an animated gif of a lady drinking magic tea and turning into Laser Blaster Face, hands down the sexiest of all superheroines. God, jus... / Continue →
  • *facepalm* A Hello Kitty Ferrari 360 Modena
    June 14, 2010
    This is a Ferrari 360 Modena spotted somewhere in Jakarta, Indonesia. If you can't tell, the owner really loves Hello Kitty. Also, ruining luxury cars. Seriously, that interior looks like straight up cat diarrhea. Hit the jump for a bunch more of the you oughta be ashamed.... / Continue →
  • Ever Wonder What Mario Looks Like Naked?
    October 28, 2009
    Scary as hell, that's what. Like an adult-sized baby with a serious case of the wonk-eye. I don't think I'll never be able to look Mario straight in the face again. Like a friend who catches you staring at his package in the locker room after some racquetball. That said, h... / Continue →
  • I Can't Even See The Puck: Trippy Air Hockey
    September 21, 2009
    This is video of a Japanese air hockey table (possibly manufactured by Sega) that's designed to give game participants seizures. I couldn't even see the puck most of the time. And not just because I was rolling around on the floor clutching my eyes, but I was. Your mom keeps... / Continue →