Yaaaar -- set sail for smores! That...is a nice setup. To the right of the ship you can even see some swords for roasting hot dogs/marshmallows/squirrels. So yeah, this pirate ship fire pit: you want it, I want it, let's go steal it. Then we can alternate ownership on weeke... / Continue →

This is the SpeechJammer, a device that, when pointed at a person talking, will make them STFU up by playing whatever they're saying back to them loudly and at a few hundred millisecond delay, which apparently your brain can't handle. *drooling on myself* HERPA DERP? The Spe... / Continue →

Nintendo teamed up with West Coast Customs to create two fully functional front-wheel drivereal-life Mario Karts for display at the Los Angeles Auto Show. This is Mario's classic kart here but there's a Luigi bee-mobile or whatever after the jump. Both are impressive and I'd ... / Continue →

There comes a time in every young man's life when he receives his first soldering iron. To me, that day feels like it was just yesterday. "That was yesterday -- you f***ing stole it out of my toolbox." Haha -- finders keepers! About 1983, when I was fifteen, I dropped my ... / Continue →

Sadly, cell phone jammers are illegal in the U.S. because this country believes in allowing the loudest, most annoying people to talk freely on their cell phones wherever they want -- usually right next to you. Which reminds me: I was at Target the other day stocking up on Mag... / Continue →

This is the design for a rocket-powered chainsaw launcher. The idea is that you'll be able to hack up a small group of zombies from a safe distance. Unfortunately, ammo costs will add up pretty quick if you don't retrieve your chainsaws. And, in case you couldn't tell becaus... / Continue →

This is a secret playroom hidden in the back of a wardrobe. But where's the lion? Where's the witch? Where's that creepy pedophilic faun with the umbrella? The home's owner found the old armoire secondhand. He then hired a woodworker to take out the back and install it up a... / Continue →

This is a 1981 DeLorean modded to look perfectly screen accurate to the one in Back to the Future. I'm talking peeeeerfect, like this hot little body of mine. *touches hip* tsssssss!! I'm sassy too! This is the most screen accurate Back to the Future Delorean Time Machine r... / Continue →

This is an awesome Triforce t-shirt (I know it just looks like a design, but it's a design available on -- wait for it -- wait for -- a t-shirt -- in shimmery gold ink! AAAAAAAAAAHH I WANT IT ON ME! It was designed by artist Olly Moss for clothier Super Combo. Unfortunately,... / Continue →

Want to place outerspace in your own backyard and pretend YOU'RE ON THE F***ING MOON? Who doesn't?! Well now you can thanks to these full scale lunar lander replicas from Space Toys. Houston, I have a boner. Who doesn't want a LEM? These are custom made per order and built to... / Continue →