Nov 4 2009 Breast Scarf Ever (See What I Did There?!)

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This is a boob scarf made out of gym socks and what may or may not be dried apricots. They cost $45 and are available from Etsy seller Lourdesoftheflies. I think you only get one pair for that price though. RIPOFF!

almost look real!

almost feel real!
almost are real!

great for winter!

If you can actually convince someone that these almost look and feel real, you could probably sell safety matches to the devil. That said, I bought two pairs just to be safe. Worse comes to worse I'll fill them with pennies and swing em around like nunchucks.

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Thanks to Rich Waffle_u, who better not waffle me unless he wants a face full of knuckles!

Jun 14 2009 Childhood Fears Recreated As Photographs

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Joshua Hoffine is a photographer who recreates scenes of childhood fears. They are scary.

My images are not photoshop collages.I use photoshop to finesse details and to adjust color and contrast for printing.I use friends and family members as actors and crew.Everyone works for free. We do it for fun.

Wow -- I know one guy who's gonna be sleeping with his light on tonight. His fleshlight. God, I can't believe I even know what that is. No, no I'm not.

Hit the jump for several of my favorites, then hit the link for a bunch more.

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May 18 2009 Silent Hill Cosplay Only Marginally Sexy

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I mean, she is still a nurse.

Hit the Flickr link for a ton more, all of which are scarily sexy.

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A Truly Creepy Silent Hill Nurse Cosplay [kotaku]

Thanks to Julian, who would still hit it like a sackful of penicillin.