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  • November 16, 2012
    Because real life is boring when you're not staring at a phone, Google has created Ingress, an augmented reality "Warcraft like" MMORPG that's played in real life through an Android app. I'm not sure how I feel about it EXCEPT I AM GOING TO F***ING WIN. I played SimCity, I kn... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2012
    Leeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins! I meant to post this story last month, but, I'm going to be perfectly honest with you, I got drunk and forgot about it. But now we know the results so I don't have to write about it twice, which works out for me because words can be tricky to type. An... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2012
    This is the cinematic made to advertise the latest Warcraft expansion, 'Mists of Pandaria'. I'm pretty sure all you hardcore World of Warcrafters (WoWzers?) have already seen it, but it's worth a watch even for your non-players. Me? I'm the opposite of a player. One time at... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2012
    This is a dude's full back tattoo of a Worgen from World of Warcraft. It's pretty much a direct reproduction of Blizzard's official art of the species HERE, but with some ever-so-slight variations. Mainly the skull at the bottom. Oh, and dude's buttcrack. Which, despite the... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2012
    Note: The larger version you're looking for is right HERE. Are these all the options for lightsaber hilts in the MMORPG Star Wars: The Old Republic? I have no clue, I'm not playing it. They all do look pretty cool though. They also all look like dildos, so take that for wha... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2011
    Seen here prior to (or possibly during) the inevitable onset of buyer's remorse, a Chinese man poses with the framed depiction of an in-game sword he purchased at auction for $16,000. The sword will exist in the yet-to-be-released martial arts themed MMORPG Age of Wulan, and w... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2011
    This is a World of Warcraft commercial featuring Chuck Norris. It's topical because of this whole Chuck Norris joke craze that just started on the internet. "That was 2005." Exaaaactly. DIABLO III BETTER NOT SUCK. Hit the jump for the video time machine.... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2011
    Now this...this is a fancy television. Because nukes don't pay for themselves no matter how many times you insist you only brought enough cash for your own meal, North Korean operatives (if you can call a person involved in farming MMORPG points 24/7 an 'operative') have been ... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2011
    In sadder news, a 30-year old Chinese gaming addict has died after staying up for 3-days straight (presumably mining for gold) at an internet cafe with no sleep, and very little food or water. I could've gone four. The man reportedly lost consciousness at an internet cafe on ... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2011
    This is allegedly an actual screenshot from a kid who sent the World of Warcraft in-game customer support a calculus problem he needed to finish before he could get his game on (but you were already playing!), and the response he received. Now I failed the everliving shit out ... / Continue →