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  • Mmmm: Milk That Tastes Like It's Already Had Cereal In It
    April 15, 2013
    Cow Wow Cereal Milk is a line of milk that tastes like it's already had cereal marinating in it. They come in six different flavors representing six different kinds of cereal, including: Chocolate Chip Cathy, Fruity Trudy, Honey Beatrice, Cinny Minny, Peanut Butter Bessie, and... / Continue →
  • CUT THEM: More Game Of Thrones House Sigil Pizzas
    June 4, 2012
    Remember the first set of Game of Thrones pizzas? Well the same guys who made those celebrated the season finale with another set of deadly deliciousness, this time creating the Bolton, Stannis Baratheon, Greyjoy and Tyrell sigils. God, I just wanna stack them all in a big pi... / Continue →
  • Getting Hammered: Thor Single Malt Scotch Whiskey
    May 24, 2012
    This is Thor, a 16-year old single malt scotch whiskey from distillery Highland Park (best known for getting me really drunk that one time). It costs $245 and has nothing to do with The Avengers. Fun fact: Did you know the origin of 'Thursday' comes from the Old English 'Þūnr... / Continue →
  • Yes And YES: Piñata Cookies With Candy Inside
    May 2, 2012
    With Cinco de Mayo right around the corner, what better way to celebrate that making a batch of piñata cookies (links to recipe tutorial) with a pocket of candy on the inside? "I dunno, polishing off a bottle of tequila, then smashing open a real piñata with even MORE tequila ... / Continue →
  • It Was Only A Matter Of Time: Sriracha Flavored Lollipops
    April 26, 2012
    Sriracha: it's hot and it makes your mouth feel good. "Better than firecrackers?" WAY better than firecrackers. Plus it goes great on anything, including (and I really hope you try this), a lover's genitals. Anyway, lollipop maker Lollyphile is back with some new flavors in... / Continue →
  • Frozen 'Soft Serve' Beer Foam Keeps Your Beer Cold
    April 5, 2012
    Japanese brewer Kirin has just introduced Ichiban Shibori Frozen Draft, a brew with a soft-serve dollop of frozen beer foam on top to keep all the liquid below nice and cool. The machine responsible, which will be released in Japan next month, works by frothing a mixture of be... / Continue →
  • The Most Impressive Rainbow Pegacorn Cake You've Seen
    April 3, 2012
    This is the most impressive rainbow pegacorn cake you've ever seen. No arguing, it just is. And if you think it isn't that's only because you're remembering the other one you've seen all wrong. That wasn't even a pegacorn, it was a My Little Pony and it was just a toy on top... / Continue →
  • It Helps Me Yell At The Screen: 8-Bit Pale Ale
    March 26, 2012
    This is Tallgrass Brewing Company's 8-Bit Pale Ale. What's it have to do with video games besides the name and can design? ZERO. How many am I going to drink? Millions. Just like those classic video games we all grew up with, 8-Bit Pale Ale is spectacularly simple at first... / Continue →
  • HAAAAAPPY Pi DAY!: A Numerical Apple Pie
    March 14, 2012
    Haaaaappy Pi Day! To think, in just three years we'll be celebrating a very SPECIAL Pi Day because it'll be 3.14.15. And then we'll all go buck-wild at 9:26 because it'll be 3.14.15 9:26!! I can hardly wait. Yes, yes I can. I could wait three lifetimes and then not care if... / Continue →
  • That's It, I'm Going: Cupcake ATM Gets A Video Demo
    March 7, 2012
    "OMG OMG -- red velvet!" Remember Sprinkles' 24-hour cupcake ATM? Well now there's a video demo of the thing in action. Apparently the machine is packed with over 600 cupcakes and has a robotic arm that selects the proper box -- all while you watch from a video monitor! Not... / Continue →