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  • December 11, 2014
    This is a short video of a woman (second from the right) guessing 'Wood-Burning Microwave' for a toss-up puzzle on The Wheel Of Fortune with the clue 'Around The House' and not 'Things that Don't F***ing Exist' like you might have expected. Hey, at least the letters matched th... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2014
    This is a video of Jack the stupid idiot microwaving a glowstick and it exploding in his face and eyeballs. Then he cries like a baby and calls his dad in to help, who yells at him (and is pissed Jack decided to do this in such a beautiful shirt) and calls him a dingaling. Th... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2013
    This is a shot of a highlighter right at its moment of explosion in a microwave. It kind of looks like cotton candy. Why would anybody put a highlighter in a microwave? Keep in mind this was a 4th of July weekend and not everyone can afford fireworks. "Sooo...." Yep -- you... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2012
    This is the $12,000 EatWave, a refrigerated vending machine with an integrated microwave that knows how long to nuke your selection to deliver it STEAMING HOT, like a pile of dog shit on a cold day. I'm not sure if the whole compartment where you pick up your food is the micro... / Continue →
  • January 25, 2012
    This is an ad for Moe's Southwest Grill (great, now I want a burrito and some con queso dip) called 'Microwaves Ruin Everything', featuring a bunch of things blowing up in microwaves shot at 500 frames per second. The message is that microwaves are bad, and Moe's doesn't use m... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2011
    Richard Taylor is a physicist. One who's convinced crop circles are somehow made with microwaves. You mean like dragging one behind a donkey on a rope? Because that I could see. Kidding, I can't actually see anything. Get it? I've got a cucumber eye mask on! In his repor... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2011
    This is a video of a guy sealing a Kahlua bottle (The Dude -- is that you?!), putting it in a microwave, CLAMPING THE DOOR OF THE MICROWAVE SHUT SO IT DOESN'T BLOW OFF SO EASY, and setting the microwave's timer to 'total f***ing destruction'. Admittedly, it did a lot more dama... / Continue →
  • November 22, 2010
    Have I ever told you I used to rest my head against the microwave whenever I was cooking something in it growing up? I did? Oh. Well I have trouble forming new memories now. But I do remember the time I dragged an extension cord out to the middle of the backyard and hooked ... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2010
    This is another conceptual USB-powered microwave. I have no idea if the thing is even feasible because I don't understand anything about electricity except sticking a butter knife in a power outlet didn't give me "the most epic boner" like my friend said it would AND I TRIED T... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2009
    The Micro S'mores machine is a piece of shit designed for cooking s'mores in the microwave. The secret is its "Core Fusion Technology" which is a jargonical (word wizardry!) way of saying it has a plunger that pushes the marshmallow down as it gets gooey. You get two of them ... / Continue →