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  • April 15, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump because it's just too explosive for the front page. Also, some dude yells "SHIT!" when the thing goes off so be sure to turn your speakers up loud enough for your boss to hear. This is a video of some idiot sitting in a chair atop an airbag his f... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2010
    Two piece of shit thieves broke in and stole two Motorola Droid phones from a man's apartment, then proceeded to take a bunch of pictures of themselves like the vain little failures that they are. Little did they know, little did they know. What they didn't foresee, however, ... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    So you're driving along when all of a sudden you can't stop your car. Shit, you've hit a patch of dreaded black ice -- what do you do? Personally, I'd turn the stereo up to 11 and pump my fist, but that's because I'm a superhero. Shocking driving condtions in Paignton (Eng... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2009
    A group of Argentinian geeks apparently made a Facebook page about how to make grog (kerosene, artificial sweeteners, sulfuric acid, rum with acetone, red dye # 2, axle grease and battery acid), the delicious concoction from Monkey Island, and tipped off a local news channel to... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2009
    That's right, some gang of criminal masterminds operating out of Britain uploaded songs to iTunes and Amazon and then, using 1,500 stolen credit cards, bought $750,000 worth of their own songs, netting them nearly $300,000 in royalties. Six men and three women were arrested ... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2009
    I want these people (if they are people) found, and I want them TERMINATED! The American Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Robots (ASPCR) Thanks to Greg, who took some initiative and called the FBI to report a new terrorist threat.... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2009
    It may look like the world's smallest golden wallet, but it's actually a cyborg battery. You see, in the future robots will harvest humans to provide the blood they need to recharge their batteries. Well, happy Sunday to you too! A small colony of yeast lives inside each bat... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2009
    Well, actually, it's a tie. First, a liquor store robber who probably had his mommy drive him there while he finished his juice box. Police say a 19-year-old who tried to rob a liquor store sat down and cried after 76-year-old owner locked him in the store. The man was accuse... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2009
    Note: Video contains a little foul language. Sailors, please ignore this warning. Basically these asshats stuff a suction-cup tipped Nerf projectile into a real gun, pack the thing full of black-powder, and shoot some guy in the gonads. It looks like it hurts. Skip to a... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2009
    How not to escape from a New Zealand prison: handcuffed to another dude, running on opposite sides of a lightpole. Check. Youtube Thanks to Ray Doggy Dog and chad, who could have escaped prison like it was a three-legged race.... / Continue →