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  • October 22, 2012
    Because The Superficial Writer and I have been awkwardly shuffling around with bonersabout it all morning, here's the latest Bioshock Infinite trailer, 'Beast of America.' It looks amazing. Want to drop $150 on the Ultimate Songbird Edition and get yourself a 9-inch Songbird ... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2012
    This is Pokemon Tretta, a stand-up arcade game that's dropping in Japan this July. It plays similar to the existing video games, but everytime you discover a new Pokemon it spits out a little plastic collector chip with the monster's name and picture on it that can be scanned ... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2011
    This is allegedly a teaser-trailer for a Bioshock fan-film coming out summer of 2013. At first I wasn't that impressed at all because, f***, it's just a guy playing dead on a beach with a big daddy doll, but there's a single second of ultra-fast clips at the end. That...pique... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2011
    This is a real game in development featuring Super Mario Bros. BUT WITH PROTALS!!!!11 (Protals are the new portals btw). It will eventually be released for free but you can't play it yet because, well, that's life. Oh shishi, you want some game facts? COO BRO I GOT THAT. ... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2011
    Want to play Pokemon inside Minecraft? "No." WHAT THE -- where do you want to play then?! "Outside." Oh God, please tell me you're kidding. This is a pretty epic looking Pokemon mod for Minecraft by a dude calling himself SeaGoingManatee and his co-coder Pwootage. It's cal... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2011
    This is the preview for the upcoming 'Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword' shown at the currently-happening San Diego Comic-Con. Not gonna lie, I'm getting pretty excited thinking about it (plus naked mermaids!). Yes it'll require digging my Wii out the back of my closet, and will... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2011
    Please, try to keep your witty 'the ad is a lie' comments to a minimum. Just in case you haven't seen it, this is Portal 2's TV spot. I think I might have seen it once when fast-forwarding through Dancing with the Stars but just kidding because I only DVR'd DWTS, I haven't ac... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2010
    Note: Trailer is after the jump so it doesn't float away like a helium-filled prophylactic. Bioshock, a game best known for my brother and I having to play in the middle of the day with all the lights on, is coming back for a third installment, and not to Rapture either. No... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2010
    Note: Trailer is after the jump because there should never be a video featuring a guy about to get his nuts sawed in half on the front page. Wait, that's not true. Hot on the heels of the 'WTF was that?' Mortal Kombat movie trailer or whatever the hell it was comes this previ... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2009
    This is a teaser trailer for Halo Reach coming out in Fall, 2010. You should probably click the video so you can watch it in HD and get the full effect. It looks pretty bangin'. That's right, I said bangin'. YES I KNOW THAT'S NOT COOL. And neither is your face. Burn, no b... / Continue →