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  • June 19, 2012
    Remember last week's Legend of Zelda overworld map wall mural? Well Etsy seller Pacmania is back with even more, printing up some large (at least ~3-feet in one dimension, and some up to 15-feet long) Castlevania (above), Zelda, Final Fantasy, Metroid and Super Mario versions.... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2011
    This is a video of an alleged 2,000-foot long Hot Wheels track that can keep a car going for the entirety of its length thanks to a small fortune in those little battery-operated car launcher thingies. Of course it could be a hoax (what kind of sick f*** hoaxes a Hot Wheels tr... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2011
    Note: Fuller-res version HERE because I heard you wore a wizard hat to Deathly Hallows Part II for the third time this weekend. Is this what Harry Potter would look like as anime? Yes. Even if it isn't let's just say it is because I've only written three lines about it and I... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2011
    Pissed Japan stole back the honor of housing the world's fastest supercomputer, China answered back this Thursday (apples to oranges style) by opening the world's longest sea-bridge, at a staggering 26.4 miles. That...sounds like a terrible f***ing place to run out of gas. Th... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2011
    This is a 37-minute zombie musical about two dead people in love (nasty!) called Rigamortis: A Zombie Love Story. If I told you I watched all 37-minutes of it I'd be lying, and if there's one thing I pride myself on it's not being a liar a four-foot shlong. Yes, I can pee ove... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2010
    Allegedly this is the world's longest active email address. Except it's not because I have the world's longest active email address. Plus tongue. Please send all future death threats to: hey-gw-im-trying-to-contact-you-so-please-return-my-email-and-dont-just-throw-this-away-... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2010
    See this series of pictures? It's a deep sea squid. In the first picture it's just a normal-ass looking squid, right? Well in the second one its been dissected to see its johnson. It's the white tubular (but not in a gnarly, hang-ten kind of way) thing in the lower half of ... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2010
    Hit THIS BUTTON to see the whole huge-ass graphic. Graphic artist Juan Pablo Bravo (love the name) went and created a chart comparing the various sizes of 100 Pixar characters. Of course the picture above doesn't actually show you anything, so you have to click the link at th... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2009
    WARING: Slightly NSFW due to crude language and dude's weird-ass voice. This is a 50-minute comedic review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in seven parts. This is the first part, the other six I posted after the jump. It's undeniably and infinitely more entertaining than th... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2009
    Remember when IGN made a fake Zelda trailer as an April Fools joke? That was some cruel shit. But now a group of Zelda fans (myself excluded) went and made a feature length (1 hour and 48 minutes!!) movie called 'The Hero Of Time'. This is just the trailer here, but the whol... / Continue →