This is a series of homemade Star Wars themed sex toys available from Etsy seller Geek Kink. Mostly whips, canes and paddles with various Star Wars emblems on them. Star Wars not your thing? No worries, because they also have lines of Dr. Who, Game of Thrones, and video game... / Continue →

This is a small series of Disney princesses reimagined as lightsaber swinging Jedi and Sith by DeviantARTist Pushfighter (aka Ralph Sevelius). I want to be on Ariel's team. Then we'll swim down and pop all the Gungan's underwater bubbles and drown them all. Trust me, it's th... / Continue →

This is a short video of a lightsaber battle between Darth Vader and some Jedi recruit shot in Darth Vader's first-person perspective. At least until halfway through, then it switches to the Jedi when Vader starts force-choking him out (did they exchange souls?!). It's decent... / Continue →

...is that an iPad next to the crapper? Because what good is a bathroom if it doesn't have some half-assed theme, this is a lightsaber plunger and Millennium Falcon toilet lid. Now some people are arguing whether or not the toilet lid is real or just Photoshopped, but those p... / Continue →

This is some Star Wars fan's Yoda tattoo with glowing lightsaber inked by tattoo artist Kenneth Bryan of Intimate Body Art Studios. Clearly the studio doesn't ONLY perform intimate body art, because this tattoo is giving me zero boners. Now a tattoo of a boob on a buttcheek -... / Continue →

Remember those lightsaber chopsticks I posted three years ago? Well the manufacturer is back, this time with LIGHT-UP versions ($23). That way you can eat in the dark! Me? I'm already a pro at eating in the dark. *turns on lights* "You have shrimp on your hair." I, uhhhh... / Continue →

Inb4 dammit Qui-Gon, you're swinging like a f***ing padawan! This is a humorous video ("aim like a drunkard, jump like an idiot") showcasing some of the major lightsaber battles in The Phantom Menace and just how overly-cautious they were executed. Like, a lightsaber never co... / Continue →

This are some conceptual lightsaber rolling papers imagined by Geekologie Reader Matt H. I don't know if you can tell by the rendering, but they aren't real. They ARE clever though. this is...a mock up ive made of star wars themed rolling papers that look like lightsabers. t... / Continue →

This is a lion tiger (I never learned my animals) made entirely out of LEGO/Technic pieces by LEGO-maniac and DeviantARTist retinence. As you can see, the dude has skills. I also included several of the Pokemon characters he's made after the jump, because I know how much some... / Continue →

This is a series of conceptual Evian water bottles designed by Mandy Brencys to look like both Star Wars characters AND lightsabers. Still, would you be willing to pay an extra $2 for a bottle of water that looks like a wookie-saber? Of course you would -- look who I'm f***in... / Continue →