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  • July 12, 2010
    Need to brush up on your ninja-ing? Well fear not, because now you can take private ninja lessons (provided you live in New York or are willing to travel to New York or pay someone to kidnap the instructor). Are you writing this down, Ninja Boy? Learn the secrets of ancient ... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2010
    The female orgasm, like a unicorn, is a rare and mythical creature. Unless you're like me, in which case they're like plain ol' deer: you see them all the time, and, move often than not, have to swerve to avoid hitting them with your car. Well this is an informational graphic... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2010
    This is a little info-graphic explaining some of the numbers behind the pron industry. I say pron instead of p0rn0 in case your company is big-brothering you (God, how can you even function in such an oppressive environment?). No need to thank me, I know you'd do the same for... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2010
    It's a giant baby robot. It exemplifies everything that's wrong with robotics. Namely, that they exist -- or were born, if you will (L337 baby tie-in FTW!). It shouldn't exist. If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and make sure it was never created bang dinos. Sorry... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2009
    This Darth Vader robotic arm toy from Uncle Milton (creep!) costs $30 and will be broken by day's end. God, can I sell products or what? No, seriously, I can. Build and use a real Star Wars Darth Vader robotic arm! Grip and move objects using interactive controls. Assembles ... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2009
    The fools at the University of California, San Diego have created a robot that can learn new facial expressions on it's own. Next, its gonna learn how to drive itself to the shooting range. To begin teaching the robot, the researchers stuck Einstein in front of a mirror and i... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2009
    The Study Ball is allegedly a real $115 product that prevents you from moving from your desk while you're supposed to be studying. Obviously, it's a complete sham unless it weighs at least 200lbs, because I can lift twice that with my littlest piggy. The Study Ball gadget is ... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2009
    Have kids? Well you won't for long if Saya, the robot substitute, has her way. The harbinger of death is allegedly multilingual, capable of calling roll, reading, and assigning work from textbooks. Also, scaring the shit out of your children. Behind her latex face -- modele... / Continue →