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  • October 10, 2014
    This is the officially licensed Ghostbusters Slimer Halloween mask designed by Rubies Costume Company and sold by a ton of places online (just do a Google search). It sells for around $28 and meets all my criteria for a good Halloween costume: It's recognizable, and easy to dr... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2013
    Seventeen years and six generations of Pokemon games later, everybody's favorite sleeping giant Snorlax has finally gotten up off his ass. And, based on the evolution of his character throughout the years, it looks like that's actually how long it takes him to stand. You thin... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2012
    This is a list of the most popular (read: laziest) passwords of 2012. Changes from last year's top passwords are noted. Somehow this joker "michael" made the list, but "iheartGW" didn't. I dunno, maybe I'm not the catch my mom always told me I was. :( Thanks to Shannon, wh... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2011
    Um, all soda cans are spray cans if you shake them first. Because tilting a can back/not poking your eyes out with a straw takes skill and dexterity that today's youth are lacking, soda is now available in spray-cans. Think spray-cheese, but then think soda. Then think both ... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2011
    Lazy Cakes are $3 prepackaged brownies with a bunch of natural herbs and other booboo tasting shit baked in to make you relax. If you can't tell from Lazy Larry the mascot and drug innuendo, they're marketing like weed brownies, except with no weed -- just "natural ingredients... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2010
    This is a picture (probably old) of Steve Wozniak pissing off the back of his Segway while a little mustachioed man plays with his wiener in the background. Steve and those Segways, I swear. I heard he even insists on having one in bed with him while he's making love. Steve ... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2009
    Apparently a 2,400 page British document outlining how to prevent government officials from leaking confidential information to the internet has been leaked onto the internet. The 2,400 page Defense Manual of Security, authored by the Ministry of Defense to help high-ranking m... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2009
    Let's be honest with ourselves: we all love pizza. I'm particularly fond of the white variety BUT NOT BECAUSE I'M RACIST (I have a Hispanic friend). I just like the way it tastes in my mouth. Like ice cream, but hot. Anyway, now you can order Papa John's pizzas from you PS... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2009
    Why you'd need a vending machine for a product that only requires hot water and three minutes to be ready for consumption is beyond me. Yet, here it is, a Cup Noodle (I always thought it was Cup-O-Noodles) vending machine. It's small enough to fit on a counter top, and incl... / Continue →
  • August 15, 2008
    Let's face it, going to the gym is a hassle. First you have to get there, then you have to lift stuff and break a sweat, and, as if that weren't enough hassle already, you have to wet the end of your towel and play a little whip-ass in the locker room with the other guys. Am ... / Continue →