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  • October 30, 2013
    Buyers of new Dell Lattitude 6430u laptops have been complaining they smell like cat urine, a smell that, if you've never had your bed peed on because you didn't use your cat's favorite brand litter, is equal parts nostril-burning ammonia and wanting to puke. Apparently the sm... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2013
    This is the $65 WorkEZ Executive laptop desk. WorkEZ, really? People are still naming shit like that? It can function as a traditional laptop mount, a TV dinner style stand, AND EVEN BE USED UPSIDE DOWN. I can't imagine typing upside down being comfortable though. No, I'm ... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2012
    Because this is the sad, sad world we live in, Computer Choppers (think West Coast Choppers, then forget West Coast Choppers and think of a company that just coats electronics in expensive metals) is selling 24k gold-plated MacBooks. They're perfect for the person who wants th... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2012
    The Fujitsu Lifebook is a conceptual all-in-one mobile command center design by Prashant Chandra that features a laptop with integrated and removable smartphone, digital camera and tablet (which functions as the laptop's keyboard when in its cradle). Why would anybody want tha... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2011
    As a guy who spends 10+ hours a day with a laptop resting on his already unimpressive genitals, this is pretty serious news. Kidding, I can't have children. Get it? Women just find me so unattractive! I touched a titty one time but it was a friend of my older sister and I t... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2011
    This is a video of some jerk stealing a laptop out of some other dude's bookbag at the Oyster Boy restaurant in the Philippines (I haven't been yet). That's the laptop bookbag with the arrow pointing at it there. Basically the thief just sits down, uses his foot to pull the b... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2010
    I bought a MacBook Air right when they came out but ended up breaking it over my knee after getting sick and tired of its weightlessness. My laptop needs some heft, dammit, I need to feel like I'm hauling some serious shit around (and not just 500GB of pr0n). The solution? A... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2010
    A man recently had his laptop stolen in Sweden, only to have a zip-drive mailed to his residence a week later that contained all his files and personal data from the machine. Sounds like some serious Robin Hood shit if you ask me. You know, honor amongst thieves. No? That's... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2010
    The Dell Inspiron Duo: not only are it's initials D.I.D., its a netbook and tablet all in one thanks to a swivel screen. Technology! Ten dollars says I break it the fist week. Fist week? Foot month! Boy, did Dell show just off the craziest device on stage at Intel's IDF 20... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2010
    I lay in bed all day with a laptop burning my genitals so I don't have a neck-craning problem when it comes to viewing my monitor. No, what I have is a giant gut in the way which is why I've learned to read the screen upside-down and backwards using the sex-mirror I double-sid... / Continue →