Remember yesterday's Star Wars pet costumes? Well Costume Craze is also selling these unholy skintight costumes for humans. Because why should your pet get all the attention? They didn't even pick their costume, you picked it for them. But there they are taking all the cred... / Continue →

Note: don't even want to talk about what I saw when I was looking for a picture to use for this article but rest assured my SafeSearch is going to be on high for awhile. Harvard, best known for begging me to come to their institution on a full scholarship but me refusing bec... / Continue →

Do or do not, there is no dry humping. You wanna know how to make nipples not look so good? Let 'em sit out in the sun until they dry up like craisins Add Yoda titty-tassels. I jest, all nips are fine in my book provided they're on a lady and there's less than three of th... / Continue →

I'm not really into amphibians but if I was you better believe I'd have a pair of these in my nightstand right next to a copy of The Muppet Movie. Kermit, you kinky as a frog-prince! Although we're mostly water, humans are meant living on dry land -- hence our lack of webbed ... / Continue →

This is a picture of someone who's been vacuum-packed. Sounds freaky deaky, I know. And that's because it is freaky deaky. Apparently people like the way it feels. See? Those frozen chicken cutlets don't have it so bad after all! There's a video of a human vacuum-packing ... / Continue →

Note: Entire possibly NSFW (stick-figure sex acts) chart after the jump. I have no idea if these are actual polymers or not because I failed chemistry after setting my lab partner on fire, but if I had to guess I'd say yes. You? You'd say that I was naive -- and I thought th... / Continue →

Note: The additional (high-res) shots of the facility can be seen HERE, HERE and HERE. These are super-secret spy shots taken from inside Apple's $100 million iPhone testing facility. Okay so they're not actually secret, Apple released them today. Unless you wanna pretend th... / Continue →

Dressing for Pleasure is an online BSDM and other fetishwear supplier that I 100% do not buy adult-sized diapers from. I'm serious, I don't. The whole dressing like a baby thing freaks me out (ahem, Japan). Anyway, DFP decided to advertise their whips and gimp masks on ketch... / Continue →

Guys, I know I said I'd have the haiku graded by last night, but I still have 200 to go. Then, I have to choose 4 out of the top 100 I've pulled aside. I WILL DO IT TONIGHT, I PRETTY PRETTY PROMISE. That said, some jackass is speeding around Phoenix, AZ wearing a monkey mask... / Continue →