Breana Outhouse Greathouse, 25, procured a firearm and drove 220 miles with the intent of killing an internet commenter that said some really mean things about her online. Pfft -- if I had a dime for every time I loaded up the car with guns & explosives and headed out to kill ... / Continue →

GIANT SQUIDS ARE GIANT. How giant? Try 8-feet long and 100 pounds of pure, unadulterated (okay, slightly adulterated) killing machine. I'm never going to another (nude) beach again! Millions of killer giant squid are not only devouring vast amounts of fish they have even st... / Continue →

IMAGE REMOVED Note: This is only a small portion of the graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing in all its toothy glory. Well, with Discovery Channel's Shark Week over it's another 51 weeks of depression until I'm back to fantasizing about dying in the jaws of a giant shark ... / Continue →

This is an artist's rendition (INVENT A TIME MACHINE ALREADY, GOD!) of Leviathan melvillei, a 12-million year old sperm whale that used to snack on other whales thanks to it's powerful jaws and foot-long teeth. ZOMG -- imagine the damage you could do at In-N-Out with those thi... / Continue →

This is a picture of some chick that slayed Cookie Monster and is wearing his pelt. So what do you think -- does the carpet match the shoulder patch or what? Cookie Monster Slayer [buzzfeed] Thanks to Blastphemer, who wears an Oscar the Grouch coat.... / Continue →

Apparently a Roomba operating in Israel recently sucked up a poisonous Vipera palaestinae, preventing it from killing a family's two children and pets. Too bad that poor snake WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING. One evening last week Efi turned the robot on and left the house. When she... / Continue →

Happy Friday the 13th everyone! To celebrate this un-momentous occasion here's a $98 Jason hoodie by Marc Ecko. Watch out for black cats and shit! Channel the terror of Crystal Lake in this "Jason" hoodie from the Friday the 13th series by Marc Ecko. Bloody full zip-up hoodi... / Continue →

This is a promotional video for RIKEN's RIBA, a robotic pedo-bear that was designed to pick hospital patients up out of their beds and discreetly crush their genitals. Yeah, no thanks. Oh, and don't let the Whinny the Pooh music in the video fool you, this robo-bear would mau... / Continue →

A recent study conducted by a group that I can't believe received funding for the project has determined that great white sharks hunt like human serial killers. Get a load of this freakishness: The sharks feeding at Seal Island could have just hovered right where the seals co... / Continue →

I'm not sure if you enjoyed the last episode of Isao Machii: Modern Samurai as much as I did, but if you didn't, you should watch it again until you do. Then we can start a book club. But instead of books we'll discuss Youtube videos and drink beer. Plus, if you're a chick, ... / Continue →