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  • December 11, 2013
    "The laser penis module will attach right around here." Meet Valkyrie, NASA's new "superhero" robot. What makes it a superhero? Absolutely nothing that I read about it. Okay fine, it was designed to be able to access disaster areas and help rescue survivors. Weird consider... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2011
    This is a video of a creepy-as-f*** dancing robot. Except it doesn't really dance as much as it just stands there waving its arms around like it's trying to guide a plane into its terminal but having a seizure at the same time. It's fairly seductive. But no worries, I'm not... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2010
    This pulsating 'umbilical' iPhone charger was designed by Mio I-zawa as an experiment in just how disgusting a person can make a cell phone charger. Nice try, Mio, but a REAL disgusting charger would ooze pus and smell like an orc's o-ring (they wipe with dead animals). Oh I'... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    I always knew the devil would transform and slither out in snake form again. You see, he wants to tempt me. But guess what, Satan?! I have absolutely no intention of spending eternity clenching a hot coal between these virgin buttcheeks! *brandishing hatched* Prepare to be... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because robot people aren't really people (like those wolf kids). Also, casual mention of world domination around 2:40. This is a video of a New York Times reporter interviewing a wonk-eyed robot named Bina48. I've got the feeling she isn't the ... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump due to its extremely disturbing nature. Seriously, it was even hard picking a screencap that wouldn't make you mess your khakis. This is a short 40-second video of a creepy robotic child (even worse than these) that's obsessed with burying its f... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Listen printer: if you even think about initiating a robot uprising I'll pull your plug and beat you with the cord so badly you'll wish you never learned to collate. Stop laughing, fax machine -- I'll paper jam your ass till you're drunk-dialing sex lines begging for mercy. P... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2009
    For those of you who live sheltered lives, Cleverbot is a misnomered (word wizardry baby, awh yeah!) artificial intelligence program you can talk to on the internets in case you ever wanted to read a bunch of robotic propaganda and other filth (stick to the Twilight series). A... / Continue →
  • November 28, 2009
    Apparently a Roomba operating in Israel recently sucked up a poisonous Vipera palaestinae, preventing it from killing a family's two children and pets. Too bad that poor snake WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING. One evening last week Efi turned the robot on and left the house. When she... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2009
    Boston Dynamics (my arch nemesis) is at it again, this time with PETMAN, a bipedal walking robot, who, despite its name, actually hates all living creatures. Biped robot the balances dynamically using a human-like walking motion. It is a close relative to BigDog, sharing eleme... / Continue →