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  • Way To Start The Weekend: A Dancing Robot
    April 22, 2011
    This is a video of a creepy-as-f*** dancing robot. Except it doesn't really dance as much as it just stands there waving its arms around like it's trying to guide a plane into its terminal but having a seizure at the same time. It's fairly seductive. But no worries, I'm not... / Continue →
  • Stuff It Back In!: 'Umbilical' Cell Phone Charger
    October 1, 2010
    This pulsating 'umbilical' iPhone charger was designed by Mio I-zawa as an experiment in just how disgusting a person can make a cell phone charger. Nice try, Mio, but a REAL disgusting charger would ooze pus and smell like an orc's o-ring (they wipe with dead animals). Oh I'... / Continue →
  • Great, Even Our Fruits Aren't Safe: Robotic Devil Robot Climbs Tree, Tries To Tempt GW
    September 7, 2010
    I always knew the devil would transform and slither out in snake form again. You see, he wants to tempt me. But guess what, Satan?! I have absolutely no intention of spending eternity clenching a hot coal between these virgin buttcheeks! *brandishing hatched* Prepare to be... / Continue →
  • I Only Have One Question -- How Do You Want To Die?: Interview With A Vampire Robot
    July 14, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because robot people aren't really people (like those wolf kids). Also, casual mention of world domination around 2:40. This is a video of a New York Times reporter interviewing a wonk-eyed robot named Bina48. I've got the feeling she isn't the ... / Continue →
  • There's No Way You Can Watch This And Tell Me It's Okay: Creepy Robotic Child
    May 26, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump due to its extremely disturbing nature. Seriously, it was even hard picking a screencap that wouldn't make you mess your khakis. This is a short 40-second video of a creepy robotic child (even worse than these) that's obsessed with burying its f... / Continue →
  • Bad Printer!: I Always Knew They Were Evil
    May 17, 2010
    Listen printer: if you even think about initiating a robot uprising I'll pull your plug and beat you with the cord so badly you'll wish you never learned to collate. Stop laughing, fax machine -- I'll paper jam your ass till you're drunk-dialing sex lines begging for mercy. P... / Continue →
  • No You're Not!: Cleverbot Thinks It's God
    December 28, 2009
    For those of you who live sheltered lives, Cleverbot is a misnomered (word wizardry baby, awh yeah!) artificial intelligence program you can talk to on the internets in case you ever wanted to read a bunch of robotic propaganda and other filth (stick to the Twilight series). A... / Continue →
  • Roomba Saves Kids From Poisonous Snake
    November 28, 2009
    Apparently a Roomba operating in Israel recently sucked up a poisonous Vipera palaestinae, preventing it from killing a family's two children and pets. Too bad that poor snake WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING. One evening last week Efi turned the robot on and left the house. When she... / Continue →
  • If You Can Watch This And Not Be Freaked Out There Is Something Wrong With You
    October 26, 2009
    Boston Dynamics (my arch nemesis) is at it again, this time with PETMAN, a bipedal walking robot, who, despite its name, actually hates all living creatures. Biped robot the balances dynamically using a human-like walking motion. It is a close relative to BigDog, sharing eleme... / Continue →
  • DIY: Homemade Exoskeleton Costume
    October 19, 2009
    Looking for a Halloween costume idea? Have lots of time and silver spraypaint? Then you can build your own exoskeleton (suck it, regular skeletons!) like Mario Caicedo Langer the creepy starer. Just don't go showing up in these parts expecting candy OR I WILL BURN YOU WITH A... / Continue →