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  • Pocketbands: Rubber Bracelets With A Hidden Pocket
    April 1, 2013
    Pocketbands are rubber bracelets with a small hidden pocket on the inside for storing money, keys, and drugs. They're currently a Kickstarter campaign created by Devin Eisner but have already been funded and the bracelets will go into production this month. Granted they're no ... / Continue →
  • I AM YOUR KING: Throne Made Out Of Old Keyboards
    February 19, 2013
    You ever wanted to sit atop a throne made out of old keyboards and yell at the internet to do your bidding? Me too, and now at least one man can because Mike DeWolfe just made one. Just don't expect the internet to ever do what you say. You there, lowly interwebs -- bringet... / Continue →
  • Not A Bad Idea: Conceptual Bracelet Keys
    December 13, 2012
    These are the conceptual Bracelet KEYS designed by Kim Ji Soo, Kim Jeongmin and Chung Boogun. They're bracelets with a key on one end. Not a bad idea. I mean, as long as you can still provide enough torque to twist the thing. For a person like me, it'll never work though. ... / Continue →
  • Modular Keyboard Let's You Rearrange All The Keys
    November 6, 2012
    This is the Puzzle Keyboard by designer Wan Fu Chuna. It's a modular keyboard with individual keys that can be snapped together in any combination. As you can see, whoever made the one in the picture got really creative and basically made A REGULAR-ASS KEYBOARD with some of t... / Continue →
  • Typing Time: 'Click Keypad' Computer Watches
    December 13, 2011
    This is the $90 Click Keypad watch. It was made to look like the number pad of a computer keyboard and tells the time by blinking the corresponding numbers in order. Plus you can actually click the keys if you want to pretend like you're hacking an ATM or something to impress... / Continue →
  • Smart: The Collapsible Keyring Shot Glass
    July 28, 2011
    If you haven't noticed because you don't read every day AND OUGHT TO BE PRETTY DAMN ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, the server decided to blow chunks late last night and the eight most recent articles are all over the floor by the toilet. Not sure if we're gonna be able to paper-towel th... / Continue →
  • It's A Carabiner, It's A Key, It's A Carabiner Key!
    July 18, 2011
    This is the world's first carabiner key. It's a key that's also a teensy carabiner. How can they even make parts that small? Beats me, but you could ask God the same thing about your pecker! HAHA -- BURN, Needlepeen! No word on cost, but they are a real product you can ord... / Continue →
  • The Keys Of Supercars: A Visual Comparison (Of Things You'll Never Hold)
    June 23, 2011
    Supercars: they're sharp looking, expensive as all hell, and they go fast. Plus they come with keys to make them start. A lot of them are fancy. The screwdriver I use to start my Explorer? Not so much. Kidding, that shit is Craftsman, son -- GUARANTEED FOR LIFE! Now, no... / Continue →
  • Now How Am I Supposed To Type With That?!: Keyboard With Key Height According To Usage
    June 1, 2011
    That's a whole lot of E's (which makes sense considering Geekologie has three and everybody is all "GEEKOLOGIE GEEKOLOGIE GEEKOLOGIE!!" all day long). Created by Michael Knuepfel, the height of each key on the (of course Apple) keyboard is directly related to its usage accordi... / Continue →
  • Pushing Your Buttons: A Keyboard Tuxedo
    March 23, 2011
    Nice shirt, bro. IT'S CALLED AN IRON. Because arts & crafters will never stop hot-gluing things to other things, this is a nonfunctional keyboard tuxedo (not to be confused with functional keyboard pants) made out of 1. a jacket and 2. a bunch of computer keys. It looks like ... / Continue →